The premiere for the newest Rocky movie Creed happened in Hollywood last night. Michael B. Jordan was there looking hot and Sylvester Stallone’s eyebrows continued to reach for the heavens, but I bet that while the photographers took these pictures, they screamed, “Fuck you two! Where’s the goddess Jackie Stallone?!” – Lainey Gossip

I see that the Duggars trotted out Anna Duggar for their stupid TLC special – Jezebel

HA! Like Amy Schumer goes to the gym! Those are her words, not mine – Celebitchy

The Real Housemesses of New York City are as close, friendly and lovable as ever – Reality Tea 

Sarah Palin wants to slay some salmon with Louis C.K. That is definitely a euphemism and I guess even Mama Grizzly’s got ginger fever – The Superficial 

Len Wiseman’s new piece is an Instagram model – Drunken Stepfather

The Shannon Twins have transformed into blond Kardashians – Hollywood Tuna 

Giada De Laurentiis’ GUMS – Popoholic

And here’s David Bowie to show all the try-hard bitches how weird is really done – Towleroad

If you told me Melissa McCarthy was starring in movie that was very Troop Beverly Hills, I’d tell you to please hold me, because Hollywood keeps hurting my soul. But you know, this trailer actually made me laugh a lot – Pajiba

Jada Pinkett Smith looks like she’s got Christmas ornament pasties covering her nipples. I guess her tits are really, really ready for the holidays – HuffPo

In case you couldn’t tell from the human obviously growing in her body, Jamie Dornan’s wife is knocked up – Just Jared

So is Seth Meyers’ wife – Popsugar

Presenting this week’s panty creamer buffet – The Berry 

Rose McGowan shaved her head – SOW

Pic: Getty

Back in September, the Internet was hit with a giant wave of ESCANDALONESS (not really, not at all) when we all found out that Morena Baccarin (from the V reboot and Homeland) made a baby with her Gotham co-star Benjamin McKenzie (from The O.C.). It wasn’t a scandal that Benjamin busted a baby into Morena’s body, but was it a little scandalous that her husband, director Austin Chick, claims they were very much married and together when she got it on with Ryan from The O.C. Austin Chick filed for divorce in July after 4 years of marriage.

Morena and Austin have a 2-year-old son together and even though they have joint custody, a judge already declared that their kid will mostly live with her in NYC where she shoots Gotham. Morena won that round, but she lost the next one hard. TMZ says that a judge ruled that Morena must pay Mr. Clean’s son $2,693 a month in child support and $20,249 a month in spousal support. That comes out to a grand total of:

$22,942!!!!!

The hell kind of money are they paying her on Gotham? Maybe Morena agreed to throw a bunch of money at her soon-to-be-ex-husband, because he threatened to spill all her secrets to the tabloids or something. I don’t know, but we can all learn a lesson from this. If you ever find yourself in a TV show and you really want to bump sex parts with your co-star, but you’re still married and you don’t have  a prenup, you should file for divorce (or break up with your spouse in writing and notarized) BEFORE the dick goes. Because if you don’t, your checking account could be the one that gets fucked hard after a judge orders you to pay your ex a giant pile of cash every month.

With that being said, #getmoneymrcleansson!

Pic: Wenn.com

27-year-old Reid Ewing plays Haley’s stoner on-and-off-again boyfriend on Modern Family and in an essay for HuffPo, he writes that a year before he got the role he started a terrifying plastic surgery journey that jacked him up on the inside and the outside. Reid writes that when he first moved to L.A., he’d sit alone in his apartment and just analyze his face from every angle. Now, that may not seem that weird to you since 85% of the people with an Instagram account do that for hours while taking selfies. But when Reid looked in the mirror, he didn’t like what he saw.

Continue reading

On last night’s episode of that lip-synching show that’s not RuPaul’s Drag Race, two magical things happened:

1. Anthony Mackie stripped down to a Spandex onesie while mouthing his lips to MC Hammer’s 2 Legit 2 Quit and his calzone titties quickly stole the show by bouncing up and down as he served up some hot moves. Those jumping chest dumplings hypnotized me into motorboating the screen.

2. Joseph Gordon-Levitt nailed his Rhythm Nation Janet Jackson impersonation right down to the rouge that made it look like heavenly angels scooted across his cheeks right after they went caca. JGL gave it like he’s been waiting for this day since his 8-year-old self danced to Rhythm Nation in front of his bedroom mirror.

LL Cool J is probably stunned, because his tip got moist from seeing JGL as Janet Jackson and he doesn’t know how to process that.

People has stamped “100% TRUE” on the rumor that Kate Beckinsale and director Len Wiseman’s 11-year marriage is gasping for breath while lying in the gutter. A source tells People that Kate and Len went their separate ways months ago and we shouldn’t expect things to get messy. They aren’t going to smear each other’s pristine reputations by leaking stories to TMZ, because Kate’s not about the drama. I was going to joke that it’s apparent Kate’s not about the drama, because I’ve seen her acting in Brokedown Palace, but I actually liked her in that movie. Although, it’s pretty much her fault that Angela Chase is in a Thai women’s prison FOREVER!

The rumor started when 42-year-old Len was seen hanging out with a 24-year-old chick several times. A source says that Len and his 24-year-old piece have a “genuine connection based on friendship” and you may think that means that they have long conversations about the meaning of life and art, but I think that’s just magazine source talk for “he likes fucking her for now.”

The source also gave the generic answer of “SCHEDULING CONFLICTS!” for why Kate and Len pressed the stop button on their marriage.

“They are still friendly and spend time together in L.A. when Kate is there. There has been no drama. It’s just not Kate’s style. They have both had complicated schedules and have grown apart. Kate is not dating and only focused on her daughter and work.”

So, this means that they’ll probably get a divorce, which means that in the future I won’t see the names “Len Wiseman and Kate Beckinsale” in the same sentence together as often. That’s a good thing, because every time I see the name “Len Wiseman,” I read it as “Len Goodman” and thinking about the old dude from Dancing with the Stars humping on Kate Beckinsale’s naked body truly gave me the weirdest of weird boners.

Pic: Wenn.com

“Oh, that exit door looks so beautiful and I can’t wait for the day when Tyra Banks’ ass walks through it” – Tyra’s co-hosts in that picture, probably.

Here’s two pieces of brand new information for you: 1. Tyra Banks had a new talk show called the FABLife and; 2. Tyra Banks is no longer on her new talk show called the FABLife.

The Hollywood Reporter says that less than 3 months after TYRA’S LIFE (aka the FABLife) debuted, Tyra has slid down the inflatable exit slide and is done with her show. TyTy said in a statement that she wants to focus on her Mary Kay wannabe cosmetics line and will no longer be on the show every day. TyTy will pop up every now and again and will stay on as executive producer until the end of the year. That’s if the FABLife isn’t throw onto the cancellation pile next week. Here’s TyTy’s statement:

“This is a very difficult decision, but necessary. I will be devoting more time to my new, growing cosmetics company, TYRA Beauty, which is expanding faster than anticipated, as well as overseeing my company’s other entertainment ventures. I will however continue to support the growth and success of ‘FABLife’ and greatly admire my fellow co-hosts and the talented production team behind the show.”

Chrissy Teigen, Joe Zee, Lauren Makk and Leah Ashley will stay on the show. There’s no plans to replace Tyra. (You know in Tyra’s head that sentence translates into: TYRA IS IRREPLACEABLE!) TMZ says that Tyra didn’t exactly go quietly. Tyra and another executive producer didn’t like each other and she was pissed that the producers went back on a promise to let her regularly push her makeup line on the show.

America’s Next Top Model is also ending, so soon Tyra’s face won’t be on television screens for the first time in centuries. I refuse to believe that Tyra just easily said goodbye to camera to focus on some makeup line. Hmmmm…I have a feeling that Tyra left the FABLife, because she’s going to try to breathe new life into the dead corpse that is The Tyra Banks Show. I hope that’s true because television has truly been missing some real investigative reporting like that segment on The Tyra Banks Show where Tyra shed light on fat shaming by going undercover as Madea’s sister.

Pics: Disney, Warner Bros.