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Pete the Farting Wombat!
Even if you find yourself sprawled on a yacht in the Mediterranean where you’re being hand-fed delicious weed cookies and Strawberry Hill by a harem of naked hot pieces as Stacey Q performs a private concert for you, you’re still not living the life as much as Pete the Farting Wombat lived the life on the BBC Two last week. Pete the Farting Wombat instantly became an inspiration to many when that furry fart bag of charisma was on BBC Two’s Natural World. If anyone ever asks me what my goals are for the rest of my life, I’m going to show them this clip of Pete sitting on a hot Aussie’s lap while being fed sweet corn.
Pete is like Mama June, but without all that “pedo fucker” stuff and with more charm and manners. Now, I prefer eating corn on the cob the Michael Bublé way, but Pete the Farting Wombat also has the right idea. You attack that bitch with your mouth and go to war with it. You snap at that corn like every single kernel is talking shit about your entire family at once, and you only stop to rest and fart. Show us, Pete!
As the video above shows, grouchy ass Pete was sedated before being taken back to the wombat sanctuary. But before he left, he showed us his softer side by giving us a little wombat wink:
Okay, that wink isn’t totally soft, because I’m pretty sure it’s a “Bitch, you wish you were me” wink. And he’s right!
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