Mama June Really Does Have A Type

November 13, 2014 / Posted by:

When we last left the sad puddle of diarrhea and rotten sketti sauce that is the Here Comes Honey Boo Boo saga, Anna “Chickadee” Cardwell had told Entertainment Tonight that she feels betrayed by Not The Mama June and it hurts seeing her pathetic excuse for a mother smiling while hanging around Mark McDaniel, the corroded ass wart who molested her when she was a little girl. Since then Anna told Dr. Drew on his HLN show that June the Hutt’s second youngest daughter Pumpkin thinks Mark McDaniel is her father. Anna said that June the Hutt has made Pumpkin believe that Mark McDaniel is her dad and that is why Pumpkin is pissed off at her right now.

Well, the creature whom Kelly LeBrock turned into a mountain of wet shit many years ago gave an interview to Entertainment Tonight and said that the convicted sex offender who molested Anna isn’t Pumpkin’s father, but a different convicted sex offender is. June the Hutt really does love those pedos. The National Sex Offender Registry is her Tinder.

I used to think that all 4 of June’s daughters have different fathers. But 35-year-old June tells ET that 14-year-old Pumpkin and 18-year-old Chubbs have the same father. Their father is convicted sex offender Michael Anthony Ford. Because this sad, disgusting, heave-worthy story is chock full of molesters, you’ve probably been waiting for Chris Hansen to pop his head in. Well, he has. Michael Anthony Ford was busted on an episode of To Catch A Predator in 2005 and he went to prison.

After we all found out that June the Hutt has been spreading her neck crust all over a convicted pedophile, she spit out a vomit stream of denials and said that the last time she saw Mark McDaniel was before he went to prison for 10 years. June swore she hasn’t seen him since he got out of the chokey in March. Are you holding onto something sturdy? Because guess what? The monster bitch lied. June tells ET that she’s only seen Mark McDaniel twice, because she wanted to give Pumpkin closure. Even though Pumpkin’s real father is supposedly Michael Anthony Ford, June made her believe that Mark McDaniel was her father. Just when I begin to think that this story has shit up the world’s supply of fuckery, it goes into the reserves and shits up more.

According to Mama June, she has only seen McDaniel twice since his release, once at a coincidental meeting and the second time at an arranged meeting to give closure to her daughter Pumpkin, 14, who was raised believing McDaniel was her biological father.

“Since two months to almost six years, she knew nobody but him,” Shannon explained. “She was starting to resent Anna and she was starting to ask me questions. I can’t answer those questions for Pumpkin.”

Shannon says that she arranged a second meeting with McDaniel so that Pumpkin could ask him questions in an attempt to get closure and move on.

“I was sitting right there with twelve other people,” she told ET. “It was a conversation that she wanted her answers: what happened, why did he leave, you know, if he was her real father. He admitted to her, no. I had already told her that but, you know, she wanted to hear from both sides of the story.”

“Jessica and Pumpkin have the same dad, but Jessica’s dad has had nothing to do with her over the years,” Shannon said. “So, why the hell would I open up that can of worms until today? I lied to my family and told them it was somebody else.”

As for whether Mama June understands why people were so upset over her being seen with McDaniel, she says, “I understand that…and honestly it’s not like I’m seeing him every day, I promise…I wanted to be able to give one of my other daughters closure and now Pumpkin is happy, that piece of our life is over.”

June also tells ET that she believes that Mark McDaniel “did something” to Anna, but she hasn’t read the court documents that detail all the horrifying abuse.

So to recap: June made Pumpkin believe that the convicted sex offender who molested Anna was her father, but it turns out that the convicted sex offender who is Chubbs’ father is Pumpkin’s father too. June also lied about not seeing Mark McDaniel. On top of all of that, June thinks that telling Pumpkin her dad is a child molester would’ve opened up “a can of worms,” but telling her that her father is a different child molester is keeping that can of worms closed. Sketti sauce really does eat brain cells.

In other words, June is still lying, is totally “dating” that convicted abuser she’s been photographed with several times and is dedicated to fucking up her family even more. I need to research to see if it’s possible for me to legally move my birthdate so it doesn’t fall in the month of June anymore.

And I fully expect NBC to announce that they’re rebooting To Catch A Predator and this time it’ll take place in June the Hutt’s snatch. Chris Hansen will hide under her FUPA.

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