If you’re thinking that this stunningly elegant dress looks really familiar and you must’ve seen it on a red eye-shift hooker as she made her way home and you made your way to work in the morning time, you may be right. But you probably also saw it on the triple-Spanx’d body of the butterfly human hybrid known as Mimi who wore it to the NBC Upfronts in NYC last month. Beyonce has also worn that sequined tiger-striped Balmain hooker dress before. That dress is making the rounds and is turning out to be The Slut Dress’ more worldly, glamorous and sophisticated older cousin who used to be a high-end call girl but now works as a hostess at a club in Reno.

Suzanne Somers, my choice for our next Surgeon General, wore it while working the red carpet with her husband Alan Hamel at the Television Academy’s 70th Anniversary Gala in Los Angeles last night. As for who wore that mess better, I have to go with Chrissy Snow, because it has transformed her into Janice the Muppet’s drunk, crazy auntie who made everyone rush their kids out of the room at a family party when she drunkenly gave her husband a lap dance to a Def Leppard song.

Since that dress has been climbing up the ladder of stars by going from Beyonce to Mimi and onto the forever A-list jewel Suzanne Somers, I’m guessing it’ll keep going up and will soon be found on the body of La Toya Jackson or Angelyne. Keep reaching for those unreachable stars, Tiger Dress!

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If you’re on Twatter, Instagram, SnatchChat or whatever, then you have definitely seen pictures of famous tricks and famous-adjacent tricks wearing orange to raise awareness for gun violence. I don’t know, when I want to raise awareness for gun violence, I just tell people to turn on the news and watch the coverage of the mass shooting of the day. But wearing something orange while trout-facing in a selfie works too, I guess.

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That will probably be the most random headline I write all day.

Rose McGowan is super angry about a billboard she recently saw promoting the film X-Men: Apocalypse. The billboard, which is one of several different ones, shows Oscar Isaac’s character Apocalypse choking out Jennifer Lawrence’s character Mystique. My knowledge of X-Men is limited to the Saturday morning animated series on FOX and whatever I’m able to remember from the time I snuck into X2 after The Lizzie McGuire Movie. So I don’t exactly remember anything about Apocalypse being that type of dude. But regardless of whether he is or not, Rose McGowan isn’t here for a billboard featuring what Rose thinks looks like an act of domestic abuse. A picture of the billboard is after the cut.

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The world is a strange, confusing and unpredictable place. Yesterday we found out the earth-shattering news that a bunch of famous rich dudes rented VVS1 grade pussy from Heidi Fleiss back in the 90s, and today we learned that Kit Harington viciously slaughtered his beard! I know, it’s wrong of me to demean Kit Harington by focusing on his looks. Kit Harington is not his beard! But apparently, he is, because some tricks don’t know how they’ll go on after seeing him without a field of fur on his face.

The Medieval Times Curly Sue from Game of Thrones is starring in the play Doctor Faustus in London, and fans got pictures of his freshly shaven mug (still covered with some stage paint) outside of the theater. Bitches haven’t freaked out this much about the loss of a beard since Katie Holmes and Tommy Cruise got divorced.

Kit Harington shaved his beard. #JonSnow #GameOfThrones pic.twitter.com/covBdXHIHo

— Jon Snow (@LordSnow) June 1, 2016

With the beard, Kit Harington looks like a brooding model from an inspiration hairstyles look book found in a JcPenney salon in 1987. Without it, Kit Harington looks like a cross between a Brandon Lee in The Crow impersonator on Hollywood Blvd. who yells at tourists for not paying him for a picture and the lead singer of Finland’s #3 goth band whose biggest hit is a musical ode to Ville Valo. He also kind of looks like a mostly SANS FARDS Gerard Way after two weeks of doing the Master Cleanse.

With or without the beard, I’d hit it. But if I hit it without the beard, I’d solemnly hum The Cure’s “The Same Deep Water As You” while doing so, because I’d want it to be as Emo as possible.

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If Emma Stone auditioned for the part of tennis legend Billie Jean King in the upcoming biopic Battle of the Sexes, I’m guessing that audition consisted solely of how good she looked in a pair of vintage Pierre Cardin frames and a rinse of Miss Clairol in #62 Coffee Brown. Because apparently she’s not very good at tennis. You know, the thing her character is supposed to be really good at.

Page Six says that even though Emma took tennis lessons (including some one-on-ones with Billie Jean King herself) before filming, she was still so bad at tennis (“How bad is she?!“) that a body double who is really good at tennis was hired to fill in for her during the tennis-playing scenes. An insider tells Page Six:

“Billie Jean herself tried to teach Emma to play tennis, but she was useless, so they got a body double.”

Steve Carell, on the other hand, is apparently really good. Steve plays Bobby Riggs, the 55-year-old retired tennis player who challenged Billie Jean King to said battle, and the source says he did all his own “action” scenes. However, a second source is side-eyeing the first source’s claim that Steve is Pete Sampras in disguise. They say both Emma and Steve for-real play tennis in the movie and both had body doubles. They add that there are always doubles during a shoot that involves a sport, skill, or stunt. Forget Battle of the Sexes; Battle of the Sources is the movie I want to see. Get ’em, source two! Kick source one’s ass!

I’m actually shocked Emma picked up a tennis racket at all for shooting. Movies these days are 98% digital fakery anyway, so it’s kind of refreshing to hear that they didn’t just put her and Steve Carell in full-body motion capture suits, and CGI them into a fake tennis game with a cartoon tennis ball in post-production.

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It’s been almost 8 months since Lamar Odom was found unconscious with all kinds of drugs floating around in his system at a Nevada brothel. Since then, Khloe Kardashian’s estranged husband has walked a slow road to recovery that ended with a triumphant return to the fame whore koven at Kanye West’s fashion show/album launch in February. A month later, he was seen strolling into church with the Kardashians on Easter Sunday.

Then things started to roll back downhill a bit. It turned out that Lamar had spent the night before Easter Sunday at a bar getting his drink on. And now TMZ is saying that he could have gone back to crack. Multiple sources close to Lamar tell TMZ that Lamar has been acting weird recently, and not because he got second-hand woozy from all the toxic butt injection residue from the divorce papers Khloe sent him. They think he’s back to boozing and drugging. So a group of his friends decided to swing by his house and try to convince him to go to rehab. They allegedly found drug stuff, like roaches, baggies, and crack pipes. Yes, “pipes” – as in, more than one.

Lamar’s addiction is what killed his marriage the first time back in 2013.

As for that mini-intervention, TMZ’s sources say Lamar laughed it off and told them he doesn’t think he needs help. “Duh, I could have told you that” scoffed Khloe, who already tried to extend her “Khloe Saves Lamar” storyline by trying to get Lamar into rehab back in March. Lamar’s friends are legitimately worried; they say Lamar thinks he’s “invincible.” Lamar, no! That contract Kris Jenner made you sign in exchange for your soul only guarantees invincibility so long as you’re still a profitable character for them. It becomes null and void once they decide you’re no longer on-brand.

If this back on crack story is true and he won’t take the advice from his friends to go to rehab, then I at least hope Lamar is visited by the ghost of Whitney Houston’s 2002 interview with Diane Sawyer this evening. “Let’s get one thing straight, Lam Lam – crack is wack.”

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