Hot Slut Of The Day!

June 18, 2009 / Posted by: Michael K

The Slut Dress who has been on the body of several hos in just a few weeks! That skank’s pimp is Herve Leger and you get some time with it just for $1,742! It’s a high-priced whore for being such a cheap tramp!

It pains me to say this but the dress’ first known public outing was with Mop Head on May 22nd in Las Vegas. It took some time to recuperate from that traumatic experience. It was seen again on Heather Graham on June 9th in Dublin. Don’t ask me how it did it, but that same day it was on the body of Kristin Cavallari in Los Angeles. Then on June 11th it got with model Doutzen Kroes in NYC. It’s last known sighting was on June 15th in NYC where it dry humped Horseyface Montag.

I bet you it didn’t use protection with any of those skeezers! That slut dress is probably at the free clinic now. Serves it right!

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