Oh, it’s the old “beej and finger the piece standing above you” move. And yes, I can drag almost any picture of Prince Hot Ginge into the gutter with me.

This year, my mom had a milestone birthday, and to answer that question in your head, no, I’m not going to tell you which milestone birthday. I do want to see my next birthday. But anyway, to celebrate her birthday, we’re going on a big messy family trip to Paris and Barcelona, and no, I don’t mean Lake Perris, CA and Barcelona, Arkansas. I mean the actual Paris in France and Barcelona in Spain.

So because I’ll be spending a grand total of 20+ hours contorted like a pretzel on a plane and many more hours trying to say, “Why, hello there, officer, can you please tell me where I can purchase some weed?“, in French, I’ll be away from Dlisted. Allison will be here and Martin is going to help her out. J. Harvey is filling in on the weekends. I plan to still post daily, because Hot Slut of the Day and breaking PHG news stops for nothing! The CAPTION THIS Contest is also taking some time off. I will be back on Monday, July 11th.

And now, I leave you with this video of PHG dancing like Tom Hiddleston’s dance coach (Tom Hiddleston wishes) to dad rock masters Coldplay at a benefit concert for his charity Sentebale (which helps children in Lesotho) at Kensington Palace last night:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=64&v=0n9VTZza8Ho

And here’s pictures of PHG with Prince Seeiso of Lesotho, Coldplay, and his “second daddy” and one of my favorite hot ginger daddies Mark Dyer.

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Caitlyn Jenner (who I still can’t with that cheap Kardashian Kollection for Sears-looking jumpsuit she wore on the SI cover) has let it be known time and time again that she gets a warm fuzzy feeling in her heart for Conservative types. So it should come as no surprise that she still has good thoughts about Republican presidential nominee hopeful and human overcooked buffet omelette Donald Trump.

The last time Caitlyn verbally patted Trump on his gross back, she was saying that despite being a total pig around women, Donald Trump would be good for women’s issues. Caitlyn still thinks he’d be good for women, and now she’s added the LGTB community to the list of people President Trump would do good by. Caitlyn got into it while discussing trans health during a recent interview with STAT (via People). Caitlyn isn’t officially endorsing Trump, but she’s not exactly not endorsing him, either.

“Everybody looks at the Democrats as being better with these issues. But Trump seems to be very much for women. He seems very much behind the LGBT community because of what happened in North Carolina with the bathroom issue. He backed the LGBT community. But in Trump’s case, there’s a lot more unknowns. With Hillary, you pretty much know what you’re gonna get with the LGBT community.”

Somewhere, Donald Trump is reading that and thinking: “Excuse you, Caitlyn, but I will always fight for the LGTB community. Ladies with Good Tits and Butts have always been, and will always be, my top priority.”

But of course Caitlyn thinks Trump would be good for women. Caitlyn spent so many years around the Kardashians that the only “issues” she knows to be important to women are real-looking fake hair, injectable plastics, and high-density makeup. “Look, Trump knows women. For example, he uses the same brand of thick orange facial spackle as my daughter Kylie.”

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This is what grew after Ma Duggar buried her last placenta. – ZippyOS

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La Choy Mini Egg Rolls!

In the 80s, when you couldn’t get a reservation or make it to the authentic three-Discount Tire star (that’s way better than a three-Michelin star, thankyouverymuch) Chinese restaurant Panda Express, you went to your grocer’s freezer section and picked up the next best thing: La Choy mini egg rolls! (Side note: I’m sure some messy chick chose “La Choy” as her cholita name back then.)

The internet tells me that Walmart may still carry this mess. But back in the golden era of everything, the 80s, these were absolutely everywhere. Shrimp is currently my sworn enemy, because I’m allergic to it and if I eat any, I end up looking like I just naked dry humped all over John Mayer (read: my skin gets covered in red spots). As a kid, I wasn’t allergic to shrimp, so whenever my friend’s mom would serve up some La Choy mini egg rolls, I’d shove as many as possible into my mouth.

They were usually soggy and had the texture of overdone oatmeal, but my friend and I couldn’t stop ourselves.

I don’t know if La Choy made a commercial specifically for their mini egg rolls, but they did make this commercial in 1985:

Beatrice is the name of the company that used to own La Choy and they got their name from the city they were once based in (Beatrice, Nebraska), but I’m guessing that Beatrice was also the name of their head chef. Beatrice probably spent decades studying the art of Chinese cuisine in China, because her food was THAT authentic!

Pic: Coast Grocery

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Leah Remini is shooting a TV series that will EXPOSE the way Scientology destroys families. Leah Remini’s mission to take Scientology down and burn up the Thetans on Little Lord Miscavige’s Scientolohole is the best thing she’s done since Living Dolls – The Superficial 

Bradley Cooper laid down some sweet moves and fist action at Glastonbury – Lainey Gossip 

I’m sure that just like Charlotte McKinney, you too pour your morning coffee while in full makeup, full hair and a push-up bra that makes your magnificent chichis look like they’re struggling to breathe – Drunken Stepfather

And here’s today’s episode of “How Farrah Abraham Is Showing Everyone That A Dried Dog Turd Would Make A Better Mother Than Her” – Reality Tea 

CITIZEN’S ARREST! CITIZEN’S ARREST! Jail that thief Bella Thorne for stealing my mom’s jeans from 1984 – Hollywood Tuna 

New York City is planning a memorial to the victims of the Orlando massacre and other victims of hate crimes – Towleroad

Chelsea Handler says she had two abortions at the age of 16 and doesn’t regret them at all  – IDLYITW

On a lighter note, here’s a question mark of a person working the ho stroll – Popoholic

“Ugh, my arm is starting to cramp. Will those assholes get the picture already?” is probably what Tom Hiddleston is thinking in this natural and candid picture of him and Taylor Swift – Popsugar

If you’ve always wanted to put The Fat One’s juicy wiener in your mouth, your dream is about to come true! – SOW

Candice Swanepoel’s nips are in Vogue Spain – (NSFW) The Nip Slip

Prince Hot Ginge and I really are soulmates… – Celebitchy

“The public doesn’t find me annoying or hate me nearly enough, so why don’t I fix that by doing a talk show?!” – Drew Barrymore – Just Jared

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