Just the sight of Woody Allen’s beady little creeper eyes and general aura of grossness would probably be enough to make some people think “Yeah, I don’t know if I want to spend several months on a film set with that guy.” But some actors are able to ignore all that and line up to work with him like he’s the best sample station at Costco. And some take it one step further by gushing about how brilliant and amazing a person he is. Blake Lively is in the second group.

Blake’s public love of Woody started at Cannes while promoting their film Cafe Society. Blake defended her boo’s honor after a journalist reminded everyone of Woody Allen’s history of alleged perv by making a Roman Polanski joke during an interview. Now she’s swooning over Woody in Hamptons magazine. Blake poured herself a tall glass of grandma’s sweet tea and retired to her favorite antique wicker rocker on the front porch to reminisce about working with her dear ol’ friend Woody.

“It’s really cool to work with a director who’s done so much, because he knows exactly what he wants…He also is really encouraging as to why he cast you, so he’ll say, ‘Say the dialogue that’s written and then you can improvise for a while.’ And his dialogue is so specific, so it’s intimidating to think, Oh, let me just improvise there and hope that my words blend seamlessly alongside Woody Allen’s. Which they clearly wouldn’t and don’t. But he’s very empowering.”

I don’t mean to pull an Inigo Montoya, but I’m not sure Blake Lively knows what the word “empowering” means. So, Woody is empowering because he let her improvise? Maybe Blake thinks that’s empowering because all the directors she’s worked with before wouldn’t let her go off-script. Not because they were afraid she’d say something offensive, but rather because it would be too risky to let her say words that hadn’t been de-mumbled by her vocal coach first. “Sorry Blake, can we try that again? All I got was something about a motorcycle sandwich.”

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What comes to mind when you think of Hollywood’s biggest money makers? If you’re me, you’d think Meg Ryan, Goldie Hawn, Billy Crystal, Annette Benning, etc. And yes, that’s because I live in a Groundhog Day kind of world where it’s perpetually 1996. Sadly, that is not the world we live in. Scarlett Johansson, the woman who may or may not have had sex with Kimberly Stewart’s babydaddy in an elevator once, has been named the highest grossing actress of all time. Had you asked me for a current star that would get that honor, I would’ve told you Catherine Zeta-Jones. What?! She is current!

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When Pandemonia’s long-lost Australian cousin Iggy Azalea announced that her relationship with Nick Young was officially dead last week, she didn’t get into the messy specifics. Iggy kept it vague by saying that she wasn’t able to “rebuild her trust” in her fiancé. Iggy recently decided to elaborate on that whole “rebuilding trust” thing. Iggy recently addressed the rumor that she dumped Nick because he might have knocked up the mother of his 4-year-old son again. And she did it on Twitter, which is a shock, since we all know Iggy would never air the dirty details of her personal life in public like that. Iggy doesn’t know for sure if Nick’s ex Keonna Green is currently pregnant with another Nick Jr. But she can confirm that her and Nick’s relationship ended after she caught him cheating on her multiple times on security camera footage from inside their house.

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Disclaimer: That picture is not of the bear that stars in this story and is today’s HSOTD. As far as I know, the bear in the picture above is innocent and is not the kind who is into criminal mischief and ruining the party of a baby. I used this picture, because sadly, there’s not a picture of the hero bear who ruined a baby’s party for the love of cupcakes!

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Camila Alves met Matthew McConaughey ten years ago. According to an estimate I pulled out of my ass, this means she’s sat through approximately 1,298 beachside bongo solos, eaten 6,381 beer butt chickens, and heard 86,254 “Alright alright alright“s. I know it’s only been 10 years, but Camila deserves a lifetime achievement award for that – Lainey Gossip

I know inanimate objects don’t have feelings, but I can’t help but feel really sorry for the headphones stuck in the middle of Pauly D and Aubrey O’Day while they made out like gross horny teens at the mall – Reality Tea

LOL of the day: A source claims Taylor Swift is normally “very reserved and private” – Celebitchy

Apparently Heaven exists, and it’s located in northern Costa Rica – Hollywood Tuna

A famous YouTube person named Calum McSwiggan wants you to know he didn’t fake a hate crime – Towleroad

Rihanna’s song for the new Star Trek movie helped some of the cast of Star Trek heal after Anton Yelchin’s death – The Superficial

You’d think a billionaire could afford a less janky-looking inflatable pool unicorn – Drunken Stepfather

Here’s Dakota Fanning keeping it PG while doing the thirsty Instagram thing – Popoholic

And here’s Jennifer Garner doing a pap stroll with wet hair – Popsugar

Hercules has endorsed Donald Trump – Jezebel

I wonder how many cease-and-desist notices these living latex sex dolls have received from Kris Jenner (“Plastic-faced whores are MY game“) – OMG Blog

49 celebrities tell the stories of the 49 victims of the Pulse shooting in Orlando – Huffington Post

Taylor Swift’s best friend is getting married, which means Taylor Swift will have another wedding to upstage…I mean, go to – Just Jared

90s Steve Buscemi can get it – Pajiba

Speaking of the 90s, Crystal Pepsi is back! And yet BoKu is STILL sitting in the 90s beverage graveyard – SOW

Here’s Rebecca Hall in a bikini, if that’s what you’re into – The Nip Slip

…but if half-naked buff dudes in underwear are more you’re thing… – Boy Culture

Emily Ratajkowski must have realized it’s been 0.6 seconds since the last time she posted some bikini selfies, so she attempted to make up for lost time – Egotastic

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