Category: I Don’t Even Know

Joaquin Phoenix Is Reportedly In Talks To Play The Joker In A Standalone Movie

February 8, 2018 / Posted by:

It’s been reported over the past several months that The Joker will be making at least three films appearances in the near future. Jared Leto was rumored to be on board for a Joker/Harley Quinn spin-off as well as the sequel to Suicide Squad. And then there was the Warner Bros. standalone Joker origin story directed by Todd Phillips and executive produced by Martin Scorsese. In September there were whispers that Warner Bros. wanted Leonardo DiCaprio for the role of The Joker. Leo must have passed to focus on breaking in his latest round of models, because Variety is saying that Joaquin Phoenix is “in talks” to play The Joker now.

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Prepare To Get Deja Vu From The Trailer For Louis C.K.’s “I Love You, Daddy”

October 19, 2017 / Posted by:

Of all the weeks to release the first trailer for a Woody Allen-esque movie about an older Hollywood filmmaker preying on a young woman and her equally-Hollywood dad who is only sort-of worried about it all, maaaaaaaybe this shouldn’t have been that week. But regardless, the first trailer for Louis C.K.’s new film I Love You, Daddy was released yesterday.

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Justin Bieber And Sofia Richie Are Grossing It Up In Mexico

August 28, 2016 / Posted by:

Earlier this month, everyone reported that Justin Bieber was maybe-dating Lionel Richie’s barely 18-year-old daughter Sofia Richie. The last time we heard about Justin’s (dry heaves) sex life, he had maybe ditched Sofia for a model named Bronte Blampied. I know you’re all dying to know if he’s still with a person whose name reads like an eye exam test. He’s not. At least not right now. Justin was recently in Mexico with Sofia, and by the looks of the heave-making PDA display they put on, they’re definitely currently a thing.

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Woody Allen Calls Ronan Farrow’s Op-Ed Piece “Tabloid Stupidity”

August 26, 2016 / Posted by:

When Woody Allen was promoting Cafe Society at Cannes back in May, The Hollywood Reporter published an op-ed piece by his son Ronan Farrow in which he shat on Hollywood for celebrating and throwing money at the alleged pedo prune. Ronan brought up the allegations that were made by his sister Dylan Farrow and called out a few of the stars of Cafe Society, like Blake Lively and Kristen Stewart, for working with Woody. After it was published, Woody told Variety that he didn’t read it and sort of shrugged it off like it was a bad review. Fast forward to three months later, and Woody is talking about it again.

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Caitlyn Jenner Thinks Donald Trump Would Be Good For Women And The LGTB Community

June 29, 2016 / Posted by:

Caitlyn Jenner (who I still can’t with that cheap Kardashian Kollection for Sears-looking jumpsuit she wore on the SI cover) has let it be known time and time again that she gets a warm fuzzy feeling in her heart for Conservative types. So it should come as no surprise that she still has good thoughts about Republican presidential nominee hopeful and human overcooked buffet omelette Donald Trump.

The last time Caitlyn verbally patted Trump on his gross back, she was saying that despite being a total pig around women, Donald Trump would be good for women’s issues. Caitlyn still thinks he’d be good for women, and now she’s added the LGTB community to the list of people President Trump would do good by. Caitlyn got into it while discussing trans health during a recent interview with STAT (via People). Caitlyn isn’t officially endorsing Trump, but she’s not exactly not endorsing him, either.

“Everybody looks at the Democrats as being better with these issues. But Trump seems to be very much for women. He seems very much behind the LGBT community because of what happened in North Carolina with the bathroom issue. He backed the LGBT community. But in Trump’s case, there’s a lot more unknowns. With Hillary, you pretty much know what you’re gonna get with the LGBT community.”

Somewhere, Donald Trump is reading that and thinking: “Excuse you, Caitlyn, but I will always fight for the LGTB community. Ladies with Good Tits and Butts have always been, and will always be, my top priority.”

But of course Caitlyn thinks Trump would be good for women. Caitlyn spent so many years around the Kardashians that the only “issues” she knows to be important to women are real-looking fake hair, injectable plastics, and high-density makeup. “Look, Trump knows women. For example, he uses the same brand of thick orange facial spackle as my daughter Kylie.”

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Kate Mulgrew Says She Was Born With Teeth, Lived In A Cage Till She Was 4

June 9, 2016 / Posted by:

In “Truly Weird Childhoods” news, Kate Mulgrew, aka Red from Orange is the New Black or Cpt. Janeway from Star Trek: Voyager, tells us about little Kate Mulgrew. Little Kate Mulgrew has lived through some shit.

During an interview with ITV’s Lorraine (via UsWeekly), Kate talked about her memoirs that were released last year called Born With Teeth. That title is no metaphor. Kate admitted that when she popped out of her mom, she was born with a mouthful of teeth. I always thought a newborn’s surprise special features and no-cost upgrades were limited to a few extra toes or a full head of hair, but no. Apparently infants can be born with a condition called “neonatal teeth.” Kate says she was one of those babies.

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