Caitlyn Jenner (who I still can’t with that cheap Kardashian Kollection for Sears-looking jumpsuit she wore on the SI cover) has let it be known time and time again that she gets a warm fuzzy feeling in her heart for Conservative types. So it should come as no surprise that she still has good thoughts about Republican presidential nominee hopeful and human overcooked buffet omelette Donald Trump.
The last time Caitlyn verbally patted Trump on his gross back, she was saying that despite being a total pig around women, Donald Trump would be good for women’s issues. Caitlyn still thinks he’d be good for women, and now she’s added the LGTB community to the list of people President Trump would do good by. Caitlyn got into it while discussing trans health during a recent interview with STAT (via People). Caitlyn isn’t officially endorsing Trump, but she’s not exactly not endorsing him, either.
“Everybody looks at the Democrats as being better with these issues. But Trump seems to be very much for women. He seems very much behind the LGBT community because of what happened in North Carolina with the bathroom issue. He backed the LGBT community. But in Trump’s case, there’s a lot more unknowns. With Hillary, you pretty much know what you’re gonna get with the LGBT community.”
Somewhere, Donald Trump is reading that and thinking: “Excuse you, Caitlyn, but I will always fight for the LGTB community. Ladies with Good Tits and Butts have always been, and will always be, my top priority.”
But of course Caitlyn thinks Trump would be good for women. Caitlyn spent so many years around the Kardashians that the only “issues” she knows to be important to women are real-looking fake hair, injectable plastics, and high-density makeup. “Look, Trump knows women. For example, he uses the same brand of thick orange facial spackle as my daughter Kylie.”