Kesha Has Dropped Her Remaining Abuse Claims Against Dr. Luke
Two weeks ago, Kesha decided to drop the original lawsuit she filed against Dr. Luke in California back in 2014. Shortly after the news broke that she was legally backing away from her first lawsuit, Kesha hopped on Twitter to let everyone know that she was still pursuing the lawsuits that had been filed in New York. Kesha has changed her mind about that last one, because Billboard says she recently dismissed her remaining assault allegations.
Kristen Stewart Thinks It Was Gross That Her Relationship With RPattz Was Turned Into A “Product”
Seen above looking like she’s about to scream “STOP MARKETING US!! WE’RE SERIOUS ACTORS!” at the premiere of Twilight: Breaking Dawn, Part 2, Kristen Stewart is once again talking about the time she and Robert Pattinson spent as Robsten. During an interview with T magazine , Kristen Stewart said that Robsten became faker than the forced smiles she worked on the red carpet at each premiere. And that’s something that makes her feel super gross. Technically you’d never know it, since her face is stuck in a permanent scowl. But believe her, she’s grossed right out.
Taylor Swift Is Giving $1 Million To Help The Victims Of The Louisiana Flood
It feels like the news has shown me that video of a hero rescuing a woman and her pooch from a Miata being swallowed by the floodwaters in Baton Rouge at least 4,500 hundred times, but beyond that, I haven’t seen that much coverage. (“Bitch, that’s because you get all your news from PornHub.” – you “Too-shay” – me) It’s like the news has been all about the Olympics and what flaming smegma gob came out of Donald Trump’s yell hole today. They haven’t really put tons of focus on the flooding in Louisiana that has killed 11 people and left thousands homeless. Taylor Swift decided to raise awareness about the flooding and also tell us that she donated $1 million to help the victims, so she gave a statement to the Associated Press:
“We began The 1989 World Tour in Louisiana, and the wonderful fans there made us feel completely at home. The fact that so many people in Louisiana have been forced out of their own homes this week is heartbreaking. I encourage those who can to help out and send your love and prayers their way during this devastating time.”
Tay Tay also donated $500,000 for Nashville flood relief in 2010, and she gave $100,000 to help out the flood victims of Cedar Rapids, Iowa in 2008. Dosomething.org also named her the most charitable celebrity soul in DA WORLD for four years straight. Some of us cynical whores are probably thinking to ourselves, “Tax write-off and damage control payment, I see!,” but a million dollars can help a lot and her statement could push others to help. (Speaking of, Nola.com put together a list of ways to help.) Meanwhile, one of Tay Tay’s arch rivals Kim Kardashian just ordered a pair of matching his-and-hers $3 million canary diamond anus cuffs for herself and Kanye.
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Orlando Bloom Reportedly Wants To Make Babies With Katy Perry
Orlando Bloom and Katy Perry have been a thing since they were seen “flirting” and vaping at a Golden Globes afterparty back in January, which means they’ve been together for seven months. If regular people have the seven-year itch, then famous people have the seven-month itch. According to a statistic made up by me, seven months is usually how long it takes for a famous person to get the itch to sell their exclusive wedding pics to People or post a positive Clearblue pee stick on Instagram. It sounds like one of them has the seven-month itch, and it’s Orlando. Katy? Errr….not so much.
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNERS For August 16th!
“3 Guys, 6 Cups” was not what I expected. – Unify Normal
Upvote winner:
brewskis! – naptowngirl
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Little Sprout Baby and the Goo Goo Kids!
A rusty, dust-covered locked trunk in my brain that’s labeled “Nightmares – DO NOT OPEN” was cracked open a few days ago when reader Angela sent me an e-mail about a demonic baby doll from the early-80s that terrorized households everywhere. Angela said they were called the “Goo Goo Dolls,” and I don’t remember their exact name, I just remember they had the evil power to manipulate children before sucking the innocence and youth out of them! But while doing important journalistic research for this post, I discovered that there were at least two types of soft puppet baby dolls that creeped out humans in the early-80s.