Birthday Sluts
Belinda Carlisle (58)
Gracie Gold (21)
Taissa Farmiga (22)
Austin Butler (25)
Rachel Hurd-Wood (26)
Lil B (27)
Brady Corbet (28)
Bryton James (30)
Mark Salling (34)
Giuliana Rancic (42)
Donnie Wahlberg (47)
Helen McCrory (48)
David Conrad (49)
Gilby Clark (54)
Sue Hawk (55)
Sean Penn (56)
Rick Hilton (61)
Judith Regan (63)
Kevin Rowland of Dexys Midnight Runners (63)
Julian Fellows (67)
Martha Coolidge (70)
Larry Ellison (72)
Robert De Niro (73)
Mae West (1893-1980)
Pic: Getty
Night Crumbs
Tom Hiddleston is out there campaigning for that Emmy and he was asked about winning the Rear of the Year Award for the ass work he did in The Night Manager. Tom joked that he’s happy he did it and he’s happy he won such a special award. I hope this means that if Tom wins the Emmy, he’ll pull down his pants, turn around and let his ass say a few words of thanks since he wouldn’t be there without the important work it did! – Lainey Gossip
Irina Shayk went blond for Vogue Russia and for one quick second, I thought she was Margot Robbie with a strong eyebrow situation – Drunken Stepfather
By the power of Grayskull, please don’t let this happen – The Superficial
And as her dad’s campaign hits the shit can, Ivanka Trump went on vacation with professional social climber Wendi Deng-Murdoch – Celebitchy
The ex-client/friend of Phaedra Parks who was accused of trying to bring a bomb into her office has been ordered to stay away from her – Reality Tea
Awkward IS these outtakes from Selena Gomez’s Marie Claire shoot – Hollywood Tuna
A Kidz Bop cover of “Let’s Do The Time Warp Again” would probably sound better and more edgy than this mess – Jezebel
Brit Brit Spears is performing at the MTV VMAs for the first time since she covered the stage with WTF in 2007 – Towleroad
Here’s a vintage portrait (yes, 2009 is vintage) of Eva Mendes’ nipples – The Nip Slip
Natalie Portman’s green and black ensemble is giving me a craving for mint chocolate chip ice cream – Popoholic
E! has officially dropped I Am Cait – SOW
“HOW WILL WE GO ON?!” screamed black guys everywhere after finding out that Backdoor Farrah isn’t really into them – Starcasm
Pic: BBC One
Lady Gaga Is Really Going To Be In “A Star Is Born,” And Other Bits Of Casting News
It feels like I was slapped in the face with casting news after casting news today, and sadly for me, none of the news is about how Hollywood is doing something right for once by making an all-gay reboot of Showgirls called Showgays starring Matt Boner and Cheyenne Jackson. I’ve lumped up all the news into one post and it works because every one of these projects has the potential to be a big, sloppy, gay mess or just a big, sloppy mess.
The Playboy Mansion Is Officially Owned By Someone Other Than Hugh Hefner
The Los Angeles Times says that after being on the market for seven months, the Playboy Mansion has been sold for $100 million. The romantic in me was hoping that Hugh Hefner would sell it to a bunny with big dreams and a piggy bank full of crumpled-up singles, but the truth is a lot less cute than that. It was bought by a 33-year-old son of a billionaire named Darren Metropoulos who owns an investment company that co-owns brands like Hostess, Chef Boyardee, and Duncan Hines. There were rumors that Darren’s deal to buy the place fell apart, but that didn’t happen, and now he owns the Playboy Mansion. Do I smell some kind of creative tie-in with Chef Boyardee? Playboy Bunny-shaped pasta and questionable meatballs in a creamy alfredo sauce.
Darren won’t actually be able to move in anytime soon. Hugh Hefner has lived at the Playboy Mansion for 45 years, and according to a stipulation in the sale, he’s allowed to live there for the rest of his life. Playboy Enterprises will pay $1 million a year to lease the property from Billionaire Darren.
$100 million may seem like a whole lot of money for a home that you can’t live in until the current tenant dies, is covered in wood-paneling, and comes with a lawn covered in peacock poop. But compared to the asking price, it was a steal. The Playboy Mansion was originally listed at $200 million. $100 million is also the biggest home sale recorded in Los Angeles history. To put it into perspective, Spelling Manor sold for $85 million. But really, the money is irrelevant. I mean, how can you put a price on the smell of old man, sun-baked silicone, Viagra, peroxide, hair extension glue, and clean-up rags?
Pic: E!
Open Post: Hosted By Alexander Skarsgard’s Brother In Fully Pennywise Drag
Entertainment Weekly posted the first picture of Alexander Skarsgard’s 26-year-old brother Bill Skarsgard (from Hemlock Grove) in his full Pennywise costume for the remake of It that EVERYONE (read: NO ONE) has been waiting for. EW describes Pennywise as an “ageless, supernatural beast who feeds on the fears of children,” to which everyone who works for Anna Wintour said, “Hmm…I know someone like that.”
New Line is getting a majorly early start on pushing this shit, because it doesn’t come out until September 2017 and the world could be over by then if another child-terrorizing scary clown becomes POTUS. But really, It’s costume designer Janie Bryant put Pennywise in Little Lord Fauntleroy’s christening dress, because he’s been around forever and she wanted his costume to “incorporate otherworldly past lives.”
I know that picture is supposed to make me jump out of my asshole, but I think he looks faaaaaaabulous in that harlequin baby doll dress! Bitch looks like a cross between Jackie Stallone as Queen Elizabeth I and Carrot Top as a dancer in Madge’s MTV VMAs performance of Vogue. I want to party with that trick.
And if you’ve never seen BSkars out of that clown costume, here he is with his girlfriend at the NYC premiere of Allegiant in March.
Pics: Wenn.com
Karlie Kloss Is Definitely Still Very Good Friends With Taylor Swift
On Sunday, The Times released an interview that they did with Taylor Swift’s former favorite giggle pal (that honor goes to Tom Hiddleston now) Karlie Kloss. Despite the fact that everything about that picture above screams “BFF LOVE HUGS BAE XOXO FORVER!“, some people recently started wondering if everything was as good with them. According to Karlie, everything is fine. Just fine! Nothing to see here! Hey, look over there! Isn’t that Justin Bieber fighting with Selena Gomez?