Something tells me Taylor Swift is not going to order a jacket with that patch on the back of it. Just a hunch.

Calvin Harris and Taylor broke up almost four months ago, and he’s still finding ways to pull her hair when they cross each other in the cool locker hall. Calvin came for Taylor on Twitter, he came for her on Instagram, he maybe-shaded her relationship with Tom Hiddleston in the video for “Olé“, he came for her again to British GQ. Now he’s maybe-hating on her in his latest song. As it turns out, there’s someone out there who can drag a breakup for attention longer than Taylor Swift.  Continue reading

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The pair of frilly granny under-crackers that have caused a SCANDAL in a small village in England!

When parents walked their children to the grade school in Stokeinteignhead, Devon earlier this week, they had to immediately cover the pristine eyes of their innocent angels after they spotted a pair of sinful and indecent lacy knickers hanging out to dry in the garden of 65-year-old grandma Rozamund Perrin’s home. Memaw Roza had know idea that her fancy chonies were recently causing the pure souls of the children to be tainted with filth until she got a note in her mailbox later that afternoon. The letter from an anonymous crazy, we’ll call Prudey McPantyHater, let Roza know that it is highly inappropriate for her undies to be in plain sight of children! It’s just underwear, not used anal beads, but that prude still has a point. I’m sure in the far future when a local hooker gets caught for the 90th time selling ass for a tiny crack pebble and the police ask them what went wrong in life, they’ll say, “My innocence was gone when I saw a pair of lacy panties hanging out on a line to dry.”

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Rooney Mara was at TIFF and never mind that it looks like she’s wearing some bra-thing made out of footballs, the real news is that she sort-of smiled for the cameras. I didn’t know that Rooney could do that! I’m scared now and if I get a call on my phone, I’m not going to pick up, because I know the voice on the other end is going to say, “Seven days….” – Lainey Gossip 

Tom Hiddleston will be the final presenter at the Emmys on Sunday. I guess he got something out of dating Taylor Swift besides shit from everyone – Celebitchy

Rosie Huntington-Whateverly’s choker is very Disney evil queen – Drunken Stepfather

RIP to the polyester Shih Tzu who died on Kim Zolciak’s head – Reality Tea

Bill Clinton is totally going to think about getting “still dicking bimbos” tattooed on his peen – The Superficial 

The only album titled Joanne that I want is one from Joanne the Scammer – Towleroad

Oh, it’s okay, I wasn’t planning on sleeping at all tonight anyway  – WWTDD

My thoughts exactly, lady laughing at Jessica Lowndes’ cornrows – Popoholic

I’m going to need that lady to also laugh at this look too – Hollywood Tuna

Rita Ora got a calendar for some reason – Egotastic!

Bart The Zombie Cat is finally moving into his forever home, where he’ll silently plot the demise of the bitches who buried him alive! – UPI

Chaz Bono made his acting debut on American Horror Story: Nobody Knows What The Hell This Shit Is About last night – OMG Blog

It was nice of John Travolta to let Rob Lowe borrow one of his wigs – SOW

Scott Eastwood doesn’t wear chonies – Popsugar

It looks like the theme of Marc Jacobs’ newest collection is Lana Wachowski at a candy rave in 1997 – Just Jared

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It’s once again time to curl up at Uncle Tim Gunn’s feet and hang on to every bright shiny jewel of truth that comes out of his mouth. Uncle Tim has already made it clear that when it comes to fashion, Kanye West has the creativity of the prisoners sewing panties on Orange is the New Black (no offense to the prisoners sewing panties on Orange is the New Black). And while talking to Access Hollywood, Uncle Tim once again released a stream of beautiful cuntiness about Kanye’s latest collection of rejected American Apparel designs:

“I’m totally perplexed about why the fashion industry has not looked at these, frankly, dumb, basic clothes and cried ‘Hoax.’ Kanye West is a sphinx without a riddle. I just don’t understand why people are so in awe. [The models were] basically wearing stretch undergarments. I think the only thing dumber than these clothes would be the people who would buy these clothes.”

And that ends another sermon from Pastor Tim Gunn of the Church of Truth! I won’t splash myself with holy water on the way out, because Tim Gunn will need a ton of holy water to hose down those evil Kartrashians when they come at him.

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