Open Post: Hosted By McDonald’s In Japan Serving Chocolate Pumpkin Fries
Ugh. It’s like that bougie ginge girl from all of the pumpkin spice memes has been brought to life by the power of our collective imagination and has infiltrated every corner of society! Either that or Japan continues to be the land of WTF (not to be confused with Florida, which is the STATE of WTF). To celebrate it’s 45th anniversary in Japan, McDonald’s has introduced the “Halloween Choco Potato” to its customers. It’s french fries covered in pumpkin spice and chocolate sauces. I guess this is for people who like it when “sweet” and “savory” double-team their mouths.
Reuters reports that the customers seem to be into it.
“The flavors of pumpkin and chocolate went unexpectedly well and it was quite tasty,” Ayano Ishikama, 22, said after sampling the fries at one of the chain’s restaurants in Tokyo.
It’s gone too far. Everyone wants every part of the food at the same time. It’s fast-food anarchy! We’re going to end up with food that is an unidentifiable sludge. Did you know that they don’t even put the Happy Meals in boxes anymore? It’s just a brown paper bag like you use when you’re disguising drinking in public! Standards, people!
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Angelina Jolie Doesn’t Want Brad Pitt Charged With Child Abuse
TMZ reports that alleged future Secretary-General of the United Nations (oh, like she’d turn it down!) Angelina Jolie is saying she won’t cooperate with law enforcement if they move to press child abuse charges against her ex Brad Pitt. stoner dad allegedly became raging dad on son Maddox, 15, onboard the family’s private jet a couple of weeks back. Despite Angie initially cooperating with investigating authorities (she reportedly told LA social workers that Brad hit Maddox in the face), sources say that she will go “radio silent” if the legals move to cuff him. Will this “radio silence” be done “Montenegro style?”
To recap, Angie currently has temporary full physical custody of their family. Brad is probably somewhere right now in a 7-Eleven located beside a drug testing facility wondering if they would recognize him if he attempted to microwave the piss he purchased (it wasn’t me, but that’s a true story).
There are conflicting reports about what went down on Flight 666.
Other sources say Brad did not strike his son in the face, but instead lunged at him and Angelina got in the way, causing Brad to inadvertently make contact with the boy’s shoulders.
Angelina, we’re told, has a singular focus … protecting her kids, not punishing Brad.
TMZ says that, since Maddox didn’t have any visible injuries on him and the reports were conflicting, they probably won’t attempt to prosecute Brad.
Whatever is happening, Angie and her high-society, United Nations-version of Taylor Swift’s Snake Squad are just toiling away with the lawyers and the e-mailin’ of the press. Please note that this battle’s not being fought on Snapchat, Instagram or Twitter. Using social media to one-up your ex in a divorce battle is NOT “Montenegro-style.”
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Here Are The First Pics Of Emma Watson In The Live-Action “Beauty & The Beast”
From that perspective, the enchanted rose looks like a magical feather duster. The other Mr. Harvey is a HUGE Disney stan. So, the other night, I was sort of forced to watch the extras on the Beauty and the Beast 25th Anniversary Edition. There was this whole bit where composer Alan Menken, the Hamilton dude, and the married couple responsible for Frozen did everything but lose their clothes and orgy it down in a celebration of one another’s genius. I love animated musicals as much as the next jaded gay (translation: “somewhat“), but grips needed to be gotten! My point is that people LURVE them some Beauty and the Beast. One of the other extras was a sneak preview of the live-action BATB flick starring Emma Watson and Downton Abbey’s Dan Stevens. It’s coming out in March of 2017 and the first pics have appeared on Stitch Kingdom (by way of io9). It looks like they’re adhering pretty closely to the cartoon.
Kelly Osbourne And Her Dad’s Former Hairdresser/Lover Have Settled
Back in August, Allison posted about fragile rocker Ozzy Osbourne’s former mistress, LA hairdresser Michelle Pugh, filing a lawsuit against Ozzy’s daughter Kelly Osbourne for slander. In addition to tweeting Michelle’s phone number (see, the Kardashians don’t have an original implant in their bodies), Kelly also used Twitter to suggest that Michelle’s blowouts came with blowjobs and accused her of alleged elder abuse where her dad’s 67-year-old peen was concerned. Well, all that is in the past now because the issue has been privately resolved (Translation – Kelly wrote a check, because you don’t want to be associated with the word “bullying” nowadays), according to People.
Hugh Hefner Laughs At Death
The LAPD rang the Playboy Mansion’s doorbell yesterday (you can only image what that sounds like) to check on Hugh Hefner. TMZ called them in after receiving a tip that the legendary dirty old man had upgraded from bunnies to angels. Harvey Levin’s minions had him as dead! (Spoiler alert: he’s not.)
Hot Slut Of The Day!
The new and not-really-improved-but-much-much-creepier Teddy Ruxpin!
It’s been 31 years since the original Teddy Ruxpin made his debut, and reading that piece of info probably made you feel so old that a vine of white hairs grew out of your ear holes. It’s already happened to me twice this morning. I’ll wait here as you either take a machete to it or braid those white ear hairs before putting tiny, shiny beads at the end of them. But anyway, over the decades, the book-reading bear of your nightmares has come back a few times, and next summer, a toy company called Wicked Cool Toys will start selling a $99 Teddy Ruxpin for the future! If you had a Teddy Ruxpin in 1985 and you’re now a parent to a kid who wants the new Teddy Ruxpin, you’ll now know how your mom and dad felt as their souls wilted from watching a talking robot bear.