And Then There Was Dolly!!!
Any Beyhive member will tell you that last night’s Country Music Awards was really The Beyonce Country Time Jamboree Extravaganza (featuring some other tricks and awards, I guess, I don’t know, I wasn’t really paying attention)! But to us Dollies, last night’s Country Music Awards was really The Dolly Tribute Spectacular (featuring some other tricks and awards, I guess, I don’t know, I wasn’t really paying attention)!
Mila Kunis Slaps At Sexism In An Open Letter About Working In Hollywood
Mila Kunis is the latest Hollywood actress to come forward and blow the lid (or at least crack it a little to let the steam out) off of the truth about being an actress in Hollywood. Mila wrote an essay about sexism called “You’ll Never Work In This Town Again…” for Medium. Mila writes that she was threatened to be sent to the end of the unemployment line when she refused to bring the sexy.
Beyonce And The Dixie Chicks Performed At The CMAs And I Don’t Think Everyone Lived To Tell The Tale
It was a night of exploding heads last night. Heads exploded during the never-ending final game of the World Series. Heads exploded while watching Diggle get topless on Arrow (and yes, a different kind of head exploded.) And heads exploded when the Dixie Chicks and Beyonce shared the stage at the Country Music Awards in Nashville. My thoughts are with the ears of the receptionists at ABC who are probably getting hit with a thousand tornados of blood-curdling anger screams from country fans who still hate those unpatriotic traitor trollops the Dixie Commies and who also hate that police-hating non-country ass Beyonce!
Charlie Sheen Brought Ricky “Wild Thing” Vaughn Out Of Retirement For The World Series
Charlie Sheen has been really into this year’s World Series, because the Cleveland Indians played and that was the team used in his 1989 movie Major League. Two weeks ago, Charlie tweeted a picture of himself as Major League’s sexiest near-sighted fastball-throwing felon Ricky “Wild Thing” Vaughn and joked: “if called upon, I’d be honored.” Charlie Sheen even tried really hard (and failed, several times) to get to throw out the first pitch during any of the Indians’ home games. But one of Charlie’s smaller, more lucid dreams did come true last night.
Hot Slut Of The Day!
THE TARP OF NEVER-ENDING DOOM from last night’s 599 hour-long final game of the World Series.
I did not watch every minute of Game 7 of the World Series between that team in the blue shirts and that team in the black shirts, because watching a sport where the dudes wear baggy pants and not tight Spandex bulge-hugging tight leggings is just cruel torture to me. So instead, I watched the World Series of lonely old gays (5 episodes of HGTV’s Island Hunters, which I DVR. You know you’re sad when you DVR Island Hunters.) But I switched over to the World Series, because everyone on Twitter kept crying about a tarp and I needed to see that life-ruining motherfucker asshole tarp for myself! It looked like a tarp.
Birthday Sluts
Anna Wintour (67)
Kendall Jenner (21)
Colin Kaepernick (29)
Elizabeth Smart (29)
Gemma Ward (29)
Joseline Hernandez (30)
Jasmine Trias (30)
Evgeni Plushenko (34)
Mick Thomson (43)
Dwight Yorke (45)
Hal Hartley (57)
Dolph Lundgren (59)
Gary Ross (60)
Adam Ant (62)
Dennis Miller (63)
Kate Capshaw (63)
Roseanne Barr (64)
Jim Cummings (64)
Lulu (68)
Shadoe Stevens (69)
Terrence McNally (78)
Monica Vitti (85)
Lois Smith (86)
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