It’s been a little over three days since the Super Bowl of CANDY (aka Halloween) happened, and I’m sure that the candy stashes of many kids are filled with nothing but toothpaste, wrapped apple slices, candy corn, Tootsie Rolls and Bit-O-Honeys, because all of the good stuff has already ended up in their stomachs (which is where it’ll stay for the next 5 years since that shit don’t digest). But not Tom Brady and Gisele Bundchen’s kids. We already know that Tom and Gizzy’s diet is so strict that macrobiotic birds look at them and go, “Live a little, bitches.” They don’t really eat any white sugar or white flour or fruit. Their children, 6-year-old Ben and 3-year-old Vivian eat the same way, pretty much. So after they all went trick-or-treating, Gisele let her kids eat one piece of candy and they spit it out like they were Tom Brady and that candy was a strawberry.

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Ever since Drake’s 30th birthday party almost two weeks ago, there has been a rumor spoken at a few volumes higher than a stage whisper through a megaphone that he and Taylor Swift might be in the beginnings of being a thing. Taylor and Drake reportedly spent so much time together at his birthday party, which allegedly included Drake introducing Taylor to his mama Sandi Graham. A source tried to stop that rumor a bit by telling TMZ that they were just “close” friends.

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Sad news for people who really like watching revenge-themed movies filled with 1/3 of Hollywood’s fake blood supply while simultaneously wondering “God damn, why are all the music cues so fucking loud?” Quentin Tarantino revealed yesterday while speaking at the Adobe MAX creativity conference (via The Hollywood Reporter) that he’s got two more films in him before he retires to the verandah with a newspaper, a warm mug of Lemon Zinger, and several pairs of clean sexy feet to snuggle into. Quentin was asked by Adobe CMO Ann Lewnes about a rumor that he’s done making movies after his 10th. Quentin upgraded that rumor to “truth” and confirmed that his 10th film will be his last.

“Yeah. Two more. And then drop the mic, boom. Tell everybody, ‘Match that shit.‘”

It happens around the 23:17 mark, or just start at the beginning if you want to spend a lot of time with his receding hairline mullet.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XXbQ0b–h9Q

Quentin’s 8th film was The Hateful Eight, a movie that gave me dental nightmares for weeks. His next film will be a sort of Australian Bonnie & Clyde. QT didn’t give any information about his last film. I have a feeling it won’t be one single film. Kill Bill: Volume 1 and Kill Bill: Volume 2 are two movies, but Quentin considers them as one film on his list of stuff he’s done. Nobody gets a movie making boner more than Quentin Tarantino; he’s basically a college film nerd with money and Brad Pitt’s email address. So I can see his “final” 10th film being a 10-film revenge series that takes him 10 years to make. Although I’m sure Samuel L. Jackson would appreciate the guaranteed job security.

Pic: Wenn.com

Wang Deshun, the actor, model and grandpapa who has become a seasoned hot piece sensation in China!

Usually, the models in a high fashion show just came outta the womb ten seconds ago and as they stomp down the catwalk, their mom’s placenta trails behind them. But during China Fashion Week in Beijing last year, a model who wasn’t a fetus walked in a show and became an instant overnight STAH! At the age of 79, Wang Deshun launched his late-in-life modeling career by working his pepaw nips and his luscious silver mane in a show for designer Hu Sheguang.

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Matthew McConaughey (47)
Jessa Duggar (24)
George Huff (36)
Jesse Camp (37)
Trishelle Cannatella (37)
Curtis Stone (41)
Heather Tom (41)
Steve Ogg (43)
Bethenny Frankel (46)
Diddy (47)
Samantha Smith (47)
Kiersten Warren (51)
Ralph Macchio (55)
Jeff Probst (55)
Kathy Griffin (56)
Markie Post (66)
Laura Bush (70)
Loretta Swit (79)
Doris Roberts (1925-2016)

Pic: Vanity Fair

The full Wonder Woman trailer has been released and there’s a part in it where she flies up into the sky…without the help…of an…invisible plane. My kid gay self is really disgusted and offended by this historical inaccuracy!  – The Superficial

Taylor Swift presented Garth Brooks with the Entertainer of the Year award at the CMAs last night, and he should’ve returned the favor by presenting her with a gift certificate to Supercuts so she can get that tragic mop fixed – Lainey Gossip 

Kendall Jenner paid $52,000 for a couch that looks like the tangled intestines of a monster – Celebitchy

On anybody else this ensemble would look like pure elegance – Drunken Stepfather 

Vicki Gunvalson’s uneven nipples have caused an FBI investigation – Reality Tea

And here’s Kate Upton crotch lifting some weights – Popoholic

Err, it’s been a while since I’ve taken a basic human reproduction class, but don’t you have to have fuck to make a baby? – IDLYITW

Winnie Cooper may have be going for sexy, but her face reads more like, “Trying to push out a stubborn one on the toilet” – Hollywood Tuna

It looks like sometime RuPaul’s Drag Race judge Lucian Piane needs to sashay into a mental ward – Towleroad

Boy George pulled a Robert Downey Jr. – SOW

Melania Trump, wife of the Social Media King of Shit Talking, wants the bullying and “mean words” on social media to stop. Either Melania is trolling us, or whoever wrote that speech for her is trolling her – Jezebel

Ryan Phillippe isn’t getting married anymore – Popsugar

The CMAs used Beyonce to promote their show and after her performance, they pretty much scrubbed her from their site because of hate they got from racist country fans. The CMA bitches better beg to be put into the Witness Protection Program because the Beyhive is coming for them – Just Jared