Category: Dixie Chicks

Fans Of The Chicks Think They Know Who Left Her Tights In Natalie Maines’ Boat 

July 23, 2020 / Posted by:

The Dixie Chicks have a new album, Gaslighter, and many songs are about a deadbeat, cheating son of a bitch husband. It doesn’t take many brain cells to think those songs are about Natalie Maines’ ex-husband, actor Adrian Pasdar, who was on Heroes. Natalie and Adrian were married for 17 years, and after they split, their divorce fight got messy. So Natalie has decided to not-so-subtly call him out in her music, a la Adele and Beyonce. And in one song, Natalie sings about finding the tights of his side piece on her boat, and fans believe they know who that is.

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The Dixie Chicks Will Now Be Known As “The Chicks”

June 25, 2020 / Posted by:

Many have finally clued in that certain elements of present-day pop culture are either racist as heck, racist-y, or at the very least, on the problematic side. So some people have decided it’s high time for a name change. Like country group Lady A, formerly Lady Antebellum (who maybe should have thought through their name change a little better). After we saw what Lady A did, some were like, “Great. Now do the Dixie Chicks.Natalie Maines, Emily Strayer, and Martie Maguire clearly heard everyone asking if they’d be the next band to change their name because they announced today that they have officially changed their name to The Chicks.

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The Dixie Chicks Have A New Single

March 4, 2020 / Posted by:

Grab your banjo and country twang, y’all, because country music’s exiled group, the Dixie Chicks, are back with a brand new single. The Dixie Chicks have been mainly quiet since their last album in 2006, which won a haul of Grammys and was an “F.U.” to everyone who lost their shit when Natalie Maines said on-stage they were all embarrassed to be from the same state as George W. Bush. Lord, Cher and Bette Midler tweet far harsher shit than that these days about you-know-who.

The Dixie Chicks dropped their latest single, “Gaslighter,” today, and it clearly has a political message that will piss everyone off if you bring it up at Easter. But it also has a killer harmony so, yes, I will be making a fool of myself lip-synching this on the subway later. Continue reading

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Natalie Maines’ Estranged Husband Adrian Pasdar Wants $60K A Month In Child/Spousal Support

February 2, 2019 / Posted by:

I didn’t even know that Adrian Pasdar and Natalie Maines from the Dixie Chicks had headed to Splitsville (as my mom would say) nearly two years ago, because they were keeping it classy and quiet like real sophisticated grown-ups with children to set an example for. But apparently teacup-sized fashion pigs aren’t flying over Hollywood today, because this split is taking a predictable messy turn. Adrain has flipped his “no more Mr. Nice Guy” switch and is asking the courts to award him over $60,000 a month in spousal and child support from Natalie’s pocket book (or cowboy boot or wherever it is that cowgirls keep their loot).

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Beyonce And The Dixie Chicks Performed At The CMAs And I Don’t Think Everyone Lived To Tell The Tale

November 3, 2016 / Posted by:

It was a night of exploding heads last night. Heads exploded during the never-ending final game of the World Series. Heads exploded while watching Diggle get topless on Arrow (and yes, a different kind of head exploded.) And heads exploded when the Dixie Chicks and Beyonce shared the stage at the Country Music Awards in Nashville. My thoughts are with the ears of the receptionists at ABC who are probably getting hit with a thousand tornados of blood-curdling anger screams from country fans who still hate those unpatriotic traitor trollops the Dixie Commies and who also hate that police-hating non-country ass Beyonce!

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