Hot Slut Of The Day!
Kellogg’s Graham Crackos!
Golden Grahams has been the reigning ruler of the graham cracker cereal game for decades, but it hasn’t been the only graham cracker cereal on the market. Golden Grahams, which is produced by General Mills in the U.S., came out in 1975, and a few years later, Kellogg’s tossed a challenger into the ring. Enter: Graham Crackos!
Birthday Sluts
Evan Rachel Wood (35)
Jodie Turner-Smith (36)
Devon Sawa (44)
Oliver Hudson (46)
Shannon Elizabeth (49)
Jeff Leatham (51)
Tom Everett Scott (52)
Angie Everhart (53)
Rudy Galindo (53)
Leslie Jones (55)
Toby Jones (56)
Diane Warren (66)
Pic: Style Magazine
Michael Emerson (68)
Gloria Gaynor (79)
Chrissie Hynde (71)
Julie Kavner (72)
Dario Argento (82)
Eazy-E (1964-1995)
Mira Furlan (1955-2021)
Buddy Holly (1936-1959)
Laura Ashley (1925-1985)
Peter Lawford (1923-1984)
Elia Kazan (1909-2003)
Elizabeth I of England (1533-1603)
Night Crumbs
On the newest episode of The Guttural Chronicles (aka Meghan Markle’s podcast Archetypes), Meghan talked to Mindy Kaling about how society sees single women and said that growing up, she was an “ugly duckling” and “loner” who always sat by herself during lunch at school. If only you could place bets on future The Daily Mail headlines, because I’d bet all my money that tomorrow’s headline will be: WORLD EXCLUSIVE “Meghan Markle Is Nothing But A Shameless Liar!” Says Former Classmate Who Sat Next To Meghan Markle At Lunch During School – Newsweek
Jennifer Lawrence talked to Vogue about her son Cy, the most bizarre thing written about her (hint: it involves hardened clump of phlegm balls Harvey Weinstein), her MAGA parents, her night terrors about Tucker Carlson, and how Liz Lemon first planted the liberal seeds in her teenage head – Pajiba
Kim Kardashian Talked About Climate Change And Law School Over The Silent Screams Of Her Eyebrows For The Cover Of Interview
Just when you think you’ve got Kim Kardashian’s ass memorized, she ups and rubs it into our faces that it’s as unknowable as the universe is vast. Kim’s most recent ass covers the so-called American Dream issue of Interview Magazine but you’d be excused if you missed it because you were distracted by the two furry albino caterpillars that crawled out of each ear to enjoy a socially distanced picnic lunch together in the middle of her forehead.
Open Post: Hosted By Jason Momoa Cutting His Hair Off To Bring Awareness To Single-Use Plastic
For a second this weekend, Jason Momoa went from Aquaman to Captain Planet when he took a pair of scissors and clippers to his long ass mane. Jason says he chopped his hair and got a buzz cut. Jason says he got the chop to get more people to pay attention to how horrible single-use plastic use is. Not sure if that move got enough attention, so Jason may have to follow it up with a video of him trimming the carpet too!
Justin Bieber Just Cancelled The Rest Of His Tour Due To Health Issues
Justin Bieber released his sixth studio album, Justice, last March. You know, the album with the super-NOT-tone deaf Martin Luther King Jr. soundbites. The Biebz kicked off his Justice World Tour back in February but canceled (err, “postponed”) the last 14 North American shows in June after he was diagnosed with Ramsay-Hunt Syndrome, which causes temporary facial paralysis. As far as we knew, Justin made a smooth recovery, and he returned to the tour at the end of July, performing 6 shows in Europe and a concert in Brazil over the weekend. He’s back, baby! Or… is he? Today, 28-year-old Justin announced that he’s pulling a plug on the Justice World Tour, which was set to run until March 2023. Justin explains that he’s exhausted and needs to prioritize his health. He’s back to bed, baby!