Kanye West Is Too Tired To Go On With The Rest Of His Tour
Kanye West’s Saint Pablo Tour was supposed to continue scooting through the country for the next six weeks, but that’s not going to happen anymore. The remaining dates have all been canceled and TMZ says that it’s because he’s suffering from exhaustion. What a coincidence! Kanye is exhausted and many of his fans are also exhausted from him ranting instead of rapping at his shows.
Green Day Brought A Mini Anti-Trump Rally To The AMAs
During the American Music Awards last night, we discovered (unsurprisingly) that like zillions of people, Green Day doesn’t like Donald Trump. Green Day performed Bang Bang at the AMAs, and in the middle of it, Billie Joe Armstrong started a chant of: “No Trump, no KKK, no fascist USA.” Billie Joe didn’t make it up; he borrowed the line from the song Born To Die by 80s hardcore group MDC (except the original has the word “war” instead of “Trump“, because MDC wasn’t fronted by Miss Cleo). Green Day’s musical dragging of Trump happens at the 2:14 mark.
Donald Trump’s stubby little fingers have yet to tweet about how upset he is that Green Day would “harass” him like that, especially in a safe space like the American Music Awards. If Trump gets around to tweeting about Green Day’s chant, I bet he’ll say how hurt he is that other men with busted hair situations would come for him like that. “I thought us Weird Hairs were supposed to stick together! You can forget about coming to the annual retreat now.”
Pics: Wenn.com
Cue The Next Round Of “Drake And Taylor Swift Are A Thing” Rumors
It may look like Drake is practicing for the first time he lights the vanilla candles and lets Taylor Swift get familiar with his emergency brake. Get your head out of the gutter! But if anything, he’s probably practicing his moves for when Taylor turns to him and whispers “Let’s get hyper on extra-syrup Shirley Temples and make up a dance routine to S Club 7.”
During the AMAs last night, Apple premiered Drake’s latest grasp for attention in his ongoing maybe-relationship with Taylor Swift. Just like Taylor, Drake shot a sooo goofy commercial for Apple Music. Taylor’s was called Taylor vs. Treadmill, and Drake’s is Drake vs. Bench Press. While attempting to get Australian outback-levels of buff, Drake lip-syncs to Taylor’s Bad Blood.
https://www.instagram.com/p/BND6vVjj8PK/
Taylor held up her end of the PR bargain by posting Drake’s commercial on Instagram with the caption: “Yes @champagnepapi #drakevsbenchpress“. This commercial may be Drake and Taylor’s way of confirming there actually is something between the two of them (poor Doris). Or it’s just a stunt to get Drake, Taylor, and Apple some attention. I guess we’ll never really know!
That commercial is a bit of a reach though. I know Drake loves to cosplay as hard, but popping to Bad Blood was a bit much. If the video for Hotline Bling has taught us anything, it’s that Drake is definitely more of the Zumba-to-Shake It Off type.
Pic: Twitter
Behold, Comedy Legend Gigi Hadid’s Melania Trump Impersonation
Variety says that a little over 8 million people watched last night’s American Music Awards (which was down a giant 31% from 2015) and so that means a little over 8 million people have sore faces this morning from cringing hard over Gigi Hadid trying to bring the comedy. Gigi co-hosted the AMAs with Jay Pharoah and for me, they were easily the most entertaining part of the night. Their opening was such a train wreck that I’m sure federal investigators are going to launch an investigation into how and why it happened.
Selena Gomez Made Her Return At The AMAs
For the past couple of months, Selena Gomez has been away dealing with some heavy side effects related to her lupus diagnosis. Most recently, it was reported that she had taken her hiatus to a more serious level and had checked into rehab. Selena Gomez won an award at the American Music Awards in Los Angeles last night, and must have decided she was feeling well enough for a public appearance, because she came to collect it in person.
Hot Slut Of The Day!
Miss Party Surprise!
I always thought that Miss Party Surprise, which sounds like the name of a drag queen who has a side gig of selling drugs at parties, came out of the glorious pastel-colored vagine of the 1980s. But Ghost of the Doll says that Miss Party Surprise didn’t come out until 1999. That bit of info was a shock to my brain, because I could’ve sworn that Miss Party Surprise is something that I wanted for my birthday or Christmas. (“It was, you were just grown already.” – my mom)