Category: Paternity Drama

Vanilla Ice Is Reportedly Embroiled In Some Paternity Drama

June 7, 2023 / Posted by:

It’s funny that Vanilla Ice (born name: Rob Van Winkle) was quick to take all of the credit for creating his first baby, “Ice Ice Baby,” despite all of our ears hearing it, all of our eyes seeing him, and MarioChocolateJohnson taking the blame for it–which all suggests otherwise. But, it looks like it’s going to take a DNA test and an appearance in court for him to take credit for a 5-year-old daughter he made with his longtime girlfriend, Kirra Hentz. She’s asking the courts to force Ice to take a DNA test in an effort to establish paternity so he’ll pay child support, and they can determine custody arrangements. So take off your Reebok Pumps, microwave some Totino’s, and plop down on your hideous geometric-print couch; because we could have ourselves a nostalgic 1990s The Maury Povich Show-style “you ARE/you ARE NOT the father” moment.

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Tristan Thompson Admits That He Was Hooking Up With Maralee Nichols, While He Was Supposedly With Khloé Kardashian

December 15, 2021 / Posted by:

Tristan Thompson has finally admitted that he was having sex with a Texas personal trainer named Maralee Nichols, who is reported to be the mother of his third child, for several months. And I know Khloé and Tristan’s thing is an on-again/off-again one, but it sounds like Tristan has admitted that he was getting with Maralee while he was in an on-again period with Khloé. It also looks like he tried to hide the whole thing by communicating solely through Snapchat. Snapchat! That’s almost as dumb as trying to get away with it by changing her contact info in his phone to “Wrong Number.

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Tristan Thompson Wants To Keep His Paternity Case Private

December 8, 2021 / Posted by:

When it comes to Khloé Kardashian, any news is good news, and any source of attention is cause for celebration. But right now, Khloé’s on-again/off-again boyfriend Tristan Thompson is currently involved in a situation that he’d rather keep quiet. Last week, we found out that a Texas personal trainer named Maralee Nichols is suing Tristan for child support, for a baby they allegedly made while Tristan was with Khloé. That kind of drama might have had Khloé running to her momager Kris Jenner, and pitching a six-episode series called Khloé Takes Tristan to Get a Paternity Test. Tristan wants everyone to shut up about this situation, specifically Maralee, and he’s filed an emergency gag order.

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Khloe Kardashian And Tristan Thompson Filed A Cease And Desist Letter Against A Woman Claiming Tristan Is Her Kid’s Father

May 14, 2020 / Posted by:

Yesterday, Khloe Kardashian got clowned on Twitter over rumors that she was pregnant with her ex Tristan Thompson’s baby. While Khloe neither confirmed nor denied those rumors, she made it clear that she doesn’t appreciate people speculating or discussing her so-called private life. Well, Tristan’s sperm is making headlines again as he and Khloe have filed a cease and desist letter against Kimberly Alexander, a woman who claims that Tristan is the father of her 6-year-old son. Poor Kalamity Kuppy Kakes is still wiping the whipped cream from her eye, just to get squirted in the other eye with a forceful stream of seltzer thanks to Tristan’s vagabond peen. I’d sure hate to walk a mile in her big red shoes.

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A Former Romanian Prince Found Out He Fathered A Child After Being Forced Into A Paternity Test

May 31, 2019 / Posted by:

What a great way to learn about daddy! It seems you don’t need to be a poorly-sex-educated person with a secret lover who’s free in the middle of the day to get the “You ARE the father!” treatment–you just need a secret lover! A former Romanian Prince, Nicholas Medforth-Mills, has learned–after years of denying it–that he in fact IS the father of a now-3-year-old daughter. Nicholas found out after he was forced into a paternity test, which is my personal favorite method of lineage revelation. I find it highly elegant. Like performance art, except it’s just messy real life.

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Owen Wilson Hasn’t Met His Third Child Yet

November 8, 2018 / Posted by:

About a month ago, Owen Wilson became a father for the third time when his on-and-off girlfriend Varunie Vongsvirates gave birth to a baby girl named Lyla Aranya. Owen found out he was the father after taking a paternity test. And it looks like a third-trimester paternity test is as close as he’s getting to his third child. A source tells UsWeekly that just because there’s a chance the baby’s first words will be “Oh wow“, doesn’t mean Owen wants much to do with it at the moment, if ever.

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