Big John!

Oh, the 90s, always trying to find ways to outdo the 80s in the fuckery department. Case in point: In 1994, Parker Brothers must have thought to themselves, “You know, we need more products of fuckery that would fit right in at Spencer’s Gifts.” Because they created and sold, Big John, a toilet-based board game for kids. Hey, at least, they didn’t title it A Scat Queen’s Starter Kit.

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Since 2019, McDonald’s has been experimenting with using AI-powered voice bots to take orders at drive-thrus. And recently, those pesky-ass TikTokers have been calling out how McAI has fucked up their drive-thru orders. One TikToker ordered a cup of water and ice cream, and McAI thought she ordered butter and ketchup packets. Another TikToker ordered one sweet tea and got nine sweet teas instead. Why do I have a feeling that if TikTokers keep calling out McAI, shady Ronald McDonald is going to program McAI to add some MCSpit to the order of anyone who yells at it. And it’s a good thing my mom doesn’t go to McDonald’s, because if she did and came up against McAI in the drive-thru, the only thing people would hear in a 5-mile radius is her screaming, “AGENT! CONNECT ME TO A DAMN AGENT!” – Insider

Last year, Bruce Willis’ family announced that he was retiring from acting after he was diagnosed with the language disorder aphasia. Today, Bruce’s family gave a heartbreaking and depressing update. His condition has progressed, and now he’s been diagnosed with frontotemporal dementia. There’s no treatment, but Bruce’s family thanked everyone for the love and good thoughts they’ve sent his way – Just Jared

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Two frontrunners in the upcoming 2024 presidential election, Donald Trump and Kanye West, are each facing significant roadblocks this week commensurate with their respective Achilles heels. For Donald, it’s lying like a bad rug. And for Kanye, it’s his hair trigger temper that has led to yet another skirmish with the paparazzi. Last month Kanye became the subject of a battery investigation after he was accused of snatching a lady’s phone out of her hand and tossing it into the street after he approached her car and demanded she stop filming him while in the midst of a verbal altercation with the paparazzi/his inner demons.

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Kendall Jenner, doesn’t really do anything with her life outside of walking in expensive clothes and attempting to end racism with soft drinks. Recently, while off in the world doing nothing important, Kendall took a moment to show what she looks like while crouching behind objects to avoid spending time with her mother and sisters. And the photo came across as a bit strange because of the shape of her hands, causing many to believe it was Photoshopped. Well, Kendall immediately took to social media to show off her bizarre hands to let everyone know she’s been knuckle-dragging for decades. But that’s not necessarily a good thing, Kendall.

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HBO’s The Last Of Us isn’t just a show about middle-aged gay men falling in love after a mass fungal infection kills off most of the world. It’s also about zombies. Oops, they don’t call them zombies. In this world, they’re referred to as “runners, stalkers, clickers, and bloaters.” Bloaters were introduced in last week’s episode. Well, just one, played by 6’6″ British stuntman Adam Basil. In a recent interview with Entertainment Tonight, Adam shared his thoughts on the Internet turning his thoughts on the mutated mushroom monster becoming a “bit of a sex icon” on the Internet. Obviously, SPOILERS for Episode 5 lie ahead…

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