Night Crumbs

Since 2019, McDonald’s has been experimenting with using AI-powered voice bots to take orders at drive-thrus. And recently, those pesky-ass TikTokers have been calling out how McAI has fucked up their drive-thru orders. One TikToker ordered a cup of water and ice cream, and McAI thought she ordered butter and ketchup packets. Another TikToker ordered one sweet tea and got nine sweet teas instead. Why do I have a feeling that if TikTokers keep calling out McAI, shady Ronald McDonald is going to program McAI to add some MCSpit to the order of anyone who yells at it. And it’s a good thing my mom doesn’t go to McDonald’s, because if she did and came up against McAI in the drive-thru, the only thing people would hear in a 5-mile radius is her screaming, “AGENT! CONNECT ME TO A DAMN AGENT!” – Insider
Last year, Bruce Willis’ family announced that he was retiring from acting after he was diagnosed with the language disorder aphasia. Today, Bruce’s family gave a heartbreaking and depressing update. His condition has progressed, and now he’s been diagnosed with frontotemporal dementia. There’s no treatment, but Bruce’s family thanked everyone for the love and good thoughts they’ve sent his way – Just Jared
While looking like a toddler with safety scissors tried to give her the Madonna Rain haircut, Andrea Riseborough is on the cover of The Hollywood Reporter and talked about her controversial Oscar nomination – Celebitchy
Speaking of hairstylist toddlers with safety scissors, Kristen Stewart worked a “Norman Reedus after a windstorm” mullet at the Berlin International Film Festival – Tom + Lorenzo
The reboot of The Mole, which I forgot existed, got a second season – Pajiba
Lori Harvey made her red carpet couple debut with her new man Damson Idris (aka the dude from that Uber ride from Hell episode of Black Mirror) – Lainey Gossip
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