Game of Thrones is over. That is, it’s over until the upcoming prequel series renders the offices of non-watchers completely annoying on Monday mornings once again. But the series ending doesn’t mean that the subset of GoT fans who despised the final season so much that they created a damn petition to have it redone have ceased frothing at the collective mouth. Some of the cast appeared at the GoT panel at fanperson mecca San Diego Comic-Con and addressed the backlash.
There’s been further developments in the “Free A$AP Rocky from Sweden” saga. Kanye West used HIS PERSONAL HOTLINE INTO THE WHITE HOUSE (!!!) to get Trump in on getting A$AP Rocky out of a Swedish jail, where he’s been held for weeks without being charged with a crime. In a related matter, rapper/producer G-Eazy tweeted about his feeling that his own experience with Swedish law enforcement differed greatly from A$AP’s due to the varying amounts of melanin in their skin.
The reincarnation of Jackie O has become so famous and important that she’s inspired art. First Lady Melania Trump is now a wooden statue overlooking her Slovenian hometown of Sevnica. Unfortunately, it looks like the sculptor was Cecilia Gimenez from SNL.
Amazon founder and god of money Jeff Bezos and his girlfriend Lauren Sanchez are reportedly thinking of getting married right away since both of their divorces are now finalized. Lauren better be doing everything short of claiming she’s dying and it would mean so much to her to get that ring on her finger and make it official. Look at how his last wife made out!
Khloe Kardashian posted a clip on Instagram of her 1-year-old daughter True playing in a sparkly pink Bentley. A miniature version. Although, it wouldn’t be shocking if one of these rubber rooms posted a clip of their baby driving an actual car because it would be “like, so adorable” despite the child running over the mailman. A commenter referenced Khloe’s “worthless materialism” and called it “sad” and Khloe responded rather huffily.
Billionaire financier and alleged pedophile Jeffrey Epstein has seemingly been able to use his money and influence to slither out of the reach of any real punishment for his alleged crimes. But these new charges seem serious enough to stick. The Daily Beast reports that he was arrested yesterday and will be charged with the sex trafficking of minors in a New York court tomorrow.