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True Love Is Dead: Pamela Anderson And Jon Peters Split Up 12 Days After Marrying

February 2, 2020 / Posted by:

When Pamela Anderson, 52, married her ex-boyfriend from the 80s, Hollywood super-producer Jon Peters, 74, she shared a poem she wrote in which she described their beautiful union as “God’s plan.” Well, God’s plan was apparently for Pammy to keep looking like the daffy messcake that we all know and have rolled our eyes at for the last four decades love. People reports that Pam and Jon have split up (again) 12 days after secretly marrying.

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There’s Audio Of Amber Heard Admitting She Hit Ex-Husband Johnny Depp

February 2, 2020 / Posted by:

If you’re wondering why #JusticeForJohnnyDepp and #AmberHeardIsAnAbuser is trending on Twitter and didn’t want to click the links, this mess is why.

One of the uglier divorce battles of the 21st century has been the Johnny Depp/Amber Heard split, chock-full of accusations of physical and emotional abuse and general domestic terrorism on both sides. Johnny  Depp is currently suing his ex-wife for defamation to the tune of $50 million for an op-ed she wrote about surviving his alleged domestic abuse that he claims got him fired from the Pirates of the Caribbean franchise. (Did we really need Pirates of the Caribbean 18, Johnny? Nevermind.) An audio recording was “leaked” to The Daily Mail (via Cinemablend) and it’s from a 2015 couples therapy session in which Amber purportedly confesses to physically abusing Johnny.

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Open Post: Hosted By Elon Musk’s New EDM Song

February 1, 2020 / Posted by:

Our THC-infused, space-traversing, mecha overlord Elon Musk has given birth to a musical child prior to the one that he cyber-spermed into Grimes even seeing the light of robopocalypse day! Translation: He’s dropped an EDM track, according to Complex. Is it, what do the kids say today, a bop? Does it slap? Is it a banger that goes for our throats? Who knows. Actually, it’s basically what you would hear in the background before you catch salmonella at a Chipotle but what the hell do I know? I was listening to The Psychedelic Furs on Spotify yesterday so count me out.

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Janeane Garofalo Blames Edward Norton For Her Losing Out On Helena Bonham Carter’s Role In “Fight Club”

February 1, 2020 / Posted by:

Last night, at a semi-drunken gathering to watch Taylor Swift’s Netflix doc (some of us gays really have to start having kids), someone suddenly looked up from their phone to announce that Janeane Garofalo was blaming Edward Norton for her losing out on the “Marla” role in Fight Club. This seemed like such an odd complaint, so obtuse, so vague, that everyone stayed silent and then quickly went back to critiquing Taylor’s choice to go with a bob for that one iteration. But it’s true, ET reports that Janeane says she was going to be Marla until Edward Norton cock-blocked her.

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Terry Crews Apologized To Gabrielle Union For “Invalidating” Her

February 1, 2020 / Posted by:

America’s Got Talent host Terry Crews recently made himself look like a heartless, corporate-toadying jackass after denying former America’s Got Talent judge Gabrielle Union’s claims that she was fired from the show after making complaints about racism and sexism. Terry then doubled down on his jackassery after responding to Gabrielle and other people’s criticism of that dick move by oddly comparing his wife Rebecca King-Crews to a can of Red Bull and basically telling every other woman on the earth that they’re on their own. Well, Terry has now done a 180 on social media. Women of the world, Terry Crews is once again your champion.

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Lori Loughlin And Mossimo Giannulli Are Reportedly Selling Their House Due To Mounting Legal Bills

February 1, 2020 / Posted by:

As her life crawls inexorably towards the courtroom in October (and probably a significant prison sentence), Lori Loughlin must look wistfully at the already-out-of-the-clink-and-at-hot-yoga Felicity Huffman and think, “OH MY COMET, WHY DID AUNT BECKY NOT PLEAD GUILTY?!?!” It’s what everyone’s thinking, Lor. Us Weekly says that, contrary to initial reports, Lori and husband Mossimo Giannulli put their Bel Air mansion on the market because a team of lawyers giving you really bad advice is super-expensive.

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