Because daddy’s allowance isn’t going to cover a Vancouver mansion and a summer home in the private wonderland known as Los Angeles, Prince Hot Ginge and Meghan Markle got a check for speaking to a room full of richies at a JPMorgan event in Miami last night. Meghan was introduced by Gayle King and Meghan then introduced PHG. They busted out of there before dessert was served. It’s been reported that they got anywhere from $500,000 to $1 million for the gig. As a shareholder of JPMorgan (listen, I once had a checking account at Chase that was closed due to insufficient funds, so that practically makes me a shareholder), I would’ve demanded that PHG make it rain that $1 million by shaking those freckled nalgas – Lainey Gossip
Jennifer Tilly wants all you not-knowing bitches to know that she’s known about High Art Helen Mirren and Keanu Reeves for years – Celebitchy
Congratulations, Phillip Schofield! It’s never too late to shout your love of beautiful peen from the mountain tops (or on your British morning talk show) – Towleroad
Okay, but there better be a challenge where contestants have to walk barefoot on LEGOs strewn about on the carpet without screaming for death – Pajiba
Bella Thorne’s mom is a Ginger Cool Mom™ – Egotastic!
Who needs the Oscars when there’s the truly prestigious Manatomies? – (NSFW) OMG Blog
It looks like poor starving artist Emily RideAJetSki has ended up in another ramshackle dump! – Popoholic
Maggie Gyllenhaal better ask Christian Bale what his Vice diet was because she’s going to play Elvis’ mom – Just Jared