Category: Jon Peters
Pamela Anderson Has A New Bodyguard Boyfriend And Called Her 12-Day “Marriage” To Jon Peters A “Bizarre Lunch”
2020 started off with 53-year-old Pamela Anderson “marrying” 75-year-old Hollywood producer, Jon Peters. They broke up 12 days later and ever since Pamela has been dismissing the relationship harder than Alex Trebek when someone brings up Chaka Khan. She has previously said that it was barely a marriage, it wasn’t a legal thing and called it a “whirlwind.” But despite it all, she’d love to get married again. Well, Pamela might be working on that, because she’s got a new bodyguard boyfriend who lives on her Vancouver compound. And she’s also continuing to wave away her “marriage” to Jon Peters by calling it “a bizarre lunch.” Bizarre lunch is a great name for a sadomasochist sex act where you marry someone that you’re not really into.
Pamela Anderson Wants To Get Married Again
A while back, the world sent us a stinging reminder that true love had, in fact, died and been buried six feet under, when it was discovered that Pamela Anderson and her “husband” Jon Peters had filed for divorce after only 12 days of “marriage“. Well, by now, this story has completely worn out its welcome and I’d be happy to dig up that love, pry open the coffin and slap the shit out of whatever’s inside for continuing to flood my airwaves with yet ANOTHER update. We simply cannot handle any more!
In the latest installment of this neverending saga of nothing, Pamela admits again that there was no marriage. And they never consummated their everlasting love by fucking.
Jon Peters Is Back With His Ex-Fiancée After Dumping Her For Pamela Anderson
Page Six says that 74-year-old movie producer Jon Peters is in love again! No, Jon and 52-year-old Pamela Anderson didn’t reconcile their torrential love after another one of her momentary spiritual awakenings. Jon is back with 34-year-old actress Julia Faye West, the woman that he was engaged to until Pamela came along, and then he dumped Julia like an iPhone after a new model comes out. Jon says that he and Julia aren’t re-engaged, but they’re back together because true love prevail$$$$$!
Jon Peters Claims He Paid Off Almost $200,000 Of Pamela Anderson’s Debts Before They Went Kaput
The messy aftermath of Pamela Anderson‘s marriage to 74-year-old movie producer Jon Peters has lasted longer than the damn marriage itself. 52-year-old Pamela married her old boyfriend from the 1980s in a spur of the moment decision after spending three days with him. They lasted 11 days and now they’re over, but luckily for them, they never filed the marriage certificate. Last we heard, Jon dumped Pamela in a text message. But he’s talked to Page Six since then and tells them that yes, a few text messages were involved. But he’s also claiming he paid off Pamela’s debts and that her sexy work life is what turned him off to being married to her. Which is like… does he know who she is?
Jon Peters Let Pamela Anderson Know Their Marriage Was Over Via Text
For those of you who at least got the decency of a “this isn’t working for me” *sad emoji**broken heart emoji**vomit emoji* text from the person who dumped you that one time, you can imagine the gratitude Pamela Anderson, 52, must have felt when Jon Peters, 74, sent her a similar one announcing their 11-day marriage was over. You other bitches can scoff but at least he didn’t ghost her ass and merely send the divorce papers over with no explanation! US Weekly reports that Jon sent Pammy a heartfelt text explaining why he couldn’t be her husband anymore shortly after their secret wedding.