Happy Super Bowl Sunday! I live in Boston, so it’s more like “EFF YOU, I HATE ALL OF YOU!” Sunday for a lot of people ’round here. Seriously, some Bostonians just can’t accept that we didn’t make it this year. As a consolation prize, Jason Momoa’s Super Bowl commercial for Rocket Mortgage features him in a bathtub.
Here it is:
Yeah, it’s not really a sexy-type of commercial. Why does everything have to be funny or ironic or clever nowadays? Doesn’t modern marketing know the horny trash among us just wants to see him covered in strategically placed suds and writhing like a slut in heat? I kept waiting for some Beauty YouTuber to come sashaying into the room to advise him on how to pluck those brows. And there’s a time and place for that but not when you’ve got Aquaman in a bathtub.