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Pete Doherty Got Released From Police Custody, Went To A Bar To Celebrate And Got Arrested Again For Fighting
Pete Doherty went out to celebrate his release from police custody for allegedly trying to buy cocaine, and he went home and did a lot of self-reflection and meditation to get to the root of his trauma. Just kidding, 40-year-old Pete immediately got into a fist fight with a 19-year-old and was arrested for violence by a person in a state of Pete Doherty (aka drunk). This story feels so Pete Doherty that it’s like Pete Doherty is trying to out Pete Doherty himself. Which Pete, honestly, a cocaine arrest is enough for the week. You’re in your 40s now.
Cuba Gooding Jr.’s Girlfriend Got Kicked Out A Miami Club For Throwing Things
Jim Edmonds Called The Police On Meghan King Edmonds To Question Her Ability To Parent
The divorce fight between Jim Edmonds and Meghan King Edmonds of Real Housewives of Orange County looks like it will be a civil and mature ending of a valued relationship treated with dignity and respect. Or more accurately, it will be an epic shit show where the cops are called every other day. Which is exactly what happened on Wednesday night when Meghan went out with friends and had a couple of glasses of wine while Jim stayed home with the kids (and probably with a young, hot nanny, whom he loves like a daughter). And when Meghan came home, Jim called the police on her. Jim’s explanation of this also makes me wonder if he’s the one who had a couple of (bottles) of wine.
Ray J Is Pulling A Kim Kardashian And Wants To Meet With Trump About Freeing Suge Knight
Move over, Kim Kardashian. Ray J is here to try to outdo you when it comes to attention whores earning do-gooding points by getting prisoners out of prison. Although, Kim helped to release Alice Johnson, someone who shouldn’t be in prison. And Ray J is trying to release someone who should stay in prison, a place where inmates can’t drive cars to run over men with.
Ray J is all about Suge Knight right now, because he’s working with Nick Cannon on a Suge Knight movie. Ray J probably wants Suge Knight to walk the carpet at the opening of that movie, because he’s trying to get into the ear of Trump to get Suge pardoned. Ray J believes that Suge Knight is no longer a cold-blooded killer and is a changed man!
Keanu Reeves May Have Been Dating Alexandra Grant For Years
Over the weekend, the internet’s boyfriend Keanu Reeves let the internet know that it’s single and is no longer Keanu Reeves’ girlfriend when he went public with his real girlfriend Alexandra Grant. And the real shocker was that she’s not a 21-year-old Instagram THOT. She is 46 years old With grey hair. And she’s an artist. Basically she’s Keanu’s perfect girlfriend, but some say she’s been sketching tasteful nudes of him after their trysts for years, while others are saying that she’s been sketching tasteful nudes of him after their trysts for just a few months.
“The Bachelor” Creator Mike Fleiss Reunited With His Wife Laura Fleiss After Messy, Messy Break Up
Bachelor creator Mike Fleiss (no relation to Heidi Fleiss, which is shocking because they’re both pimps who sometimes get served restraining orders) is back with his wife Laura Fleiss. Normally a couple reuniting would be a good thing, considering she’s carrying his second child and they already have a child together. But this wasn’t a normal situation, as their July break-up was dark. It allegedly involved verbal and physical abuse and him being angry she didn’t have an abortion. It ended with a restraining order, which was later dropped.
Sooo I can’t imagine too many people are stoked Laura decided to take him back, not to mention that he looks someone who would go on that Vh1 reality show The Pickup Artist and come in third.