Night Crumbs

November 8, 2019 / Posted by: Michael K

Fresh Off The Boat was canceled after six seasons. Because of this news, I need to say rest in peace to the eardrums of whoever called Constance Wu to give her the best news ever, as well as a rest in peace to the chonies she was wearing as she shot out a geyser of YEEEESSSSS! – Just Jared

And in news that made me check to see if we fell back to 2007 on Daylight Savings Day, Pete Doherty got busted for buying the bad shit in Paris – The Guardian

If Hollow Man was Julia Roberts’ abusive husband from Sleeping with the Enemy… – Lainey Gossip

So what I take from this headline is that Jennifer Garner’s children are feasting on my dream meal of Easy Mac and microwaved hot dogs – Celebitchy

Okay, but with all his Marvel money, Robert Downey Jr. can easily get a hundred of his own Oscars made out of solid gold – Pajiba

Olivia Culpo is serving up ho shit Minnie Mouse elegance – Popoholic

Josie Canseco’s outfit is very look-for-less version of Madonna’s Express Yourself suit – Drunken Stepfather

After Page Six posted pictures of Matthew Perry looking “disheveled” (read: like me on any given day), he partook in some filtered selfie action with Courteney Cox – SOW

Brian J. Smith, who is Alexander McQueen’s face twin and was on Sense8, has come out – Greg In Hollywood

Count Chris Evans among the (insert the current population of the world minus whoever came up with this mess) people who think bringing James Dean back from the dead via CGI is trash – Towleroad

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