THE QUEEN has been gone for over a week now yet the mourning period in the UK continues to march on. I mean this quite literally as her passing has given birth to what will eventually be considered Britain’s greatest achievement: the Queue (or the long-ass line to the more uncouth). Commoners (and David Beckham) have been given the opportunity to see THE QUEEN lying in state but in order to do so, they gotta stand in a 5-mile, potentially 30-hour long queue. THE QUEEN’S Queue has been SO popular that there’s now a queue to join the queue! Based on this display one could say that the British people’s love for orderly standing surpasses their love for their monarchy! However, not everyone is keeping disciplined. There were a few rogues that were determined to make the Queue a(n even more) horrible experience.
Even though messy Andy Cohen got messy drunk while hosting CNN’s New Year’s Eve special with pal Anderson Cooper, he’ll be back next year. But, as previously reported, he regrets one thing: shading Ryan Seacrest and ABC’s Dick Clark’s New Year’s Rockin’ Eve. Andy told CNN’s viewers, “if you’re watching ABC, you’re watching nothing,” and referred to ABC’s musical guests (Journey, Ashanti, and Ja Rule) as “Ryan Seacrest’s group of losers.” Snort. And even though Andy went on his radio show to express his remorse and call Ryan “a great guy”, maaaybe Ryan isn’t totally over it? Cuz yesterday he posted a screenshot of an article to his Instagram Stories about how his New Year’s special was the highest-rated New Year’s special. By far. Seacrest OUT.
CNN Says That Andy Cohen Will Be Back To Host Their Next New Year’s Eve Special After It Was Rumored That They Dropped Him
Andy Cohen is a messy Queen; we know this, Bravo execs know this, Danielle Staub knows this. And he delivered the drunken messiness while once again hosting CNN’s New Year’s Eve special with his bestie Anderson Cooper. It was rumored that higher-ups at CNN were embarrassed by Andy’s foolery and were not going to invite him to host again. But a CNN rep denied that, saying that they’re fine with Andy and they spoke to him and he’ll be back next year. Yeah, because next year they’re gonna hide the tequila.
Harry Hamlin, star of Clash of the Titans, LA Law, Mad Men and a current house husband on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills did an interview with Page Six about how he lost the role of Indiana Jones, and it’s not because he doesn’t play well with snakes. Harry claims it was because he talked shit about Steven Spielberg and Spielberg’s relationship with Amy Irving, while there was a hidden camera set up listening to them the whole time.
The divorce fight between Jim Edmonds and Meghan King Edmonds of Real Housewives of Orange County looks like it will be a civil and mature ending of a valued relationship treated with dignity and respect. Or more accurately, it will be an epic shit show where the cops are called every other day. Which is exactly what happened on Wednesday night when Meghan went out with friends and had a couple of glasses of wine while Jim stayed home with the kids (and probably with a young, hot nanny, whom he loves like a daughter). And when Meghan came home, Jim called the police on her. Jim’s explanation of this also makes me wonder if he’s the one who had a couple of (bottles) of wine.
Woodstock 50 has had A LOT of bad things come it’s way: it lost a venue, gained a venue and then lost that venue, it had some investors allegedly stealing money, etclll. As a result of this cursed mess, Jay-Z, Dead & Company, and John Forgerty dropped out (Miley Cyrus is still on board, as far we know). Well, turns out the shit show must go on and/or Woodstock 50 still hasn’t realized it’s dead yet. Because it’s soldiering on and putting on a free show at its new venue of the Merriweather Post Pavilion in Columbia, Maryland. Get those Fyre Festival cheese sandwiches warmed up cause things are about to get disappointing!