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A Judge Has Ordered Aaron Carter To Surrender His Guns, And He Wasn’t Happy About It
Aaron Carter has been going through it. He was recently hospitalized for stress, has had multiple restraining orders put on him, and has had some pretty intense face tattoos done. Well, Aaron Carter’s week just got worse, because he was ordered to surrender all of his guns following an intense court hearing. And if you thought that Aaron would be grateful for such a rational and fair decision by a judge and amicably surrender all his guns, you would be wrong. Instead Aaron reportedly screamed at the judge and said he would just go out of state and buy more firepower. Shut down the state lines, because Aaron probably shouldn’t even be around forks right now.
Blue Ivy Carter Is Already An Award-Winning Songwriter At 7 Years Old
Blue Ivy Carter is 7 years old and has already won a BET Soul Train Award in songwriting for her artistic writing contributions to her mom Beyonce’s song Brown Skin Girl. This reminds us all how useless our soccer participation awards are! Blue Ivy wrote the lyrics, “Brown skin girl, your skin just like pearls, the best thing in the world, never trade you for anybody else.” And I’ll sit here and wait for Linda Perry to try to snatch that award right out of Blue Ivy’s hands after accusing her of pulling a Beyonce, and then the Beyhive will swarm Linda like Macaulay Culkin in My Girl.
Nicolas Cage Is Playing Nicolas Cage In A Movie
Nicolas Cage was once a huge, Oscar-winning movie star (it’s true) and then he made a few left turns, got into a marriage that lasted three seconds, fed a few shrooms to his cat, and he got into a messy fist fight with Vince Neil. Now cut to him rage singing Purple Rain and making movies about amusement park rides coming to life. Just when you think Nicolas Cage has done about everything he could do and it’s time for him to retire to the land of misfit movie makers and spend his days with the Tom Sizemores and Mel Gibsons of the world, he is trying to make a comeback, playing none other than Nicolas Cage himself. How very John Malkovich of him.
Nicolas Cage Says He Wants To Come Back As An Orca Whale In His Next Life
Nicolas Cage has a movie out now called Primal which is basically about Nic catching a mythical jaguar before fighting a terrorist (Kevin Durand) and other mythical creatures on a ship. So it’s a documentary. Nic Cage has been living his best Nic Cage life both personally and professionally for years so this new movie premise sounds perfectly on brand. Nic did an interview with HuffPo to promote Primal, and talked about his thoughts on mythical creatures, and what animal he wants to be reincarnated as. And no, Nic doesn’t want to come back as the cat he accidentally gave mushrooms to. Nic, who is currently living this life as messy grizzly bear, wants to come back as an Orca Whale.
Open Post: Hosted By The YouTuber Whose Gender Reveal Included A Fart
YouTuber Paige Ginn did what YouTubers exist to do: get attention for doing stupid shit. Paige took on gender reveals by farting out colored gas in a video. And it looks like a Smurf blew smoke up her ass, because she farted out a blue (for boy) fart.
Reddit User Shares Terrifying Photo Of Man’s Bare Feet Above Her Head On A Plane.
A Reddit user shared an image so frightening it’s almost too painful to look at; someone’s nasty-ass feet hanging over some poor passenger’s head on an airplane. And not that it would matter if it were clean feet hovering over her head, but these feet are level 2 Britney-Spears-gas-station dirty.