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Open Post: Hosted By Subway’s Limited-Edition Footlong Cookies

December 2, 2022 / Posted by:

Everyone knows the sandwiches at Subway are absolutely subpar. They’re basically lettuce mountains with extra bread, a little bit of meat and a whisper of cheese. Yummy! However, their cookies are the best thing on the menu, which is ironic since they’re probably one of the unhealthiest things they have to offer(which is why they’re so delicious). And now Subway wants to fully capitalize on the fact their cookies are the real star by offering a whole footlong of sweetness with a new line of 12-inch cookies.

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Ashanti Says That A Predatory Producer Demanded Shower Sex In Exchange For Her Recordings, Or She’d Have To Pay Up

December 2, 2022 / Posted by:

Now that Ashanti has magically appeared from the depths of the late aughts to remind us who she is; it’s time for a dark tale from the industry. Recently, Ashanti appeared on the early morning tea party known as The Breakfast Club to pour a cup of piping hot sleaze for all the listeners. Apparently, at some point during her career, Ashanti and an unnamed producer were working together on a few songs. After the tracks were completed, Ashanti attempted to give him a quick high five before running out the door to sing a few more songs J. Lo could take credit for (we haven’t forgotten!). But the producer had other plans in mind when he requested they both take a shower together or she would have to pay for the tracks.

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The Rumors About Tom Holland And Zendaya’s Engagement Are Not True, According To Zendaya’s Mother

December 1, 2022 / Posted by:

There are way too many outside folks who are fully invested in Tom Holland and Zendaya‘s relationship because they really want to see them get married. And by Hollywood’s standards, they both should have had at least one failed marriage by now (they’re both 26), so time’s a wastin’! But if you’re one of the TomDaya enthusiasts who are eagerly awaiting their wedding day followed by a Spiderman-themed baby shower, you’ll have to wait a bit longer. Because even though it’s been reported the two of them are about to web sling towards the altar, Zendaya’s mother, Claire Stoermer, has some terrible news for you: it ain’t happening!

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Jenna Bush Hager Let Us Know That She Wasn’t Wearing Underwear While Dining With King Charles The Night Before The Queen’s Passing

December 1, 2022 / Posted by:

If you’re looking for something to file away into the Things I Never Needed To Know compartment of your brain, here’s one; Jenna Bush Hager doesn’t wear underwear. Jenna already let everyone know last month that she doesn’t wear under. And during a recent appearance on Watch What Happens Live with Andy Cohen, the subject of her dinner with King Charles came up and Jenna admitted during that fateful night before Queen Elizabeth II‘s passing, she was feeling a little easy and breezy with no chonies on underneath a very tight dress. This is one way to distract everyone from the newest Racist Royal scandal.

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Pete Davidson Is Really, Really Into The “Girl Of His Dreams” Emily Ratajkowski And Wants His Mom To Meet Her

November 30, 2022 / Posted by:

Now that Pete Davidson has been released from the klaws of Kim Kardashian, he has cast his net back into the dating pond, but he didn’t stay single for long. Because this is Pete Davidson we’re talking about, and also because he hooked himself a brand new fish in the form of Emily Ratajkowski, and he has no plans of tossing her back anytime soon. And for Pete, “anytime soon,” probably means a “couple of weeks,” since I’m sure he’ll be on to the next hot starlet before the year ends. But for now, Pete has become so smitten with EmRata’s mannequin gaze and lips like Jagger that he’s ready to take her home so his mother, Amy Davidson can give her stamp of approval on this accelerated rebound relationship. And somewhere in the world, Brad Pitt is doing a teary-eyed wall slide in his shower, thinking about the one that got away.

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Kanye West And Kim Kardashian Settle Their Divorce, And He Will Pay Her $200K A Month In Child Support

November 30, 2022 / Posted by:

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West‘s unholy union is officially officially OVER! After years of terrorizing the masses with their stale, manufactured love they’ve finally reached the final round of The Divorce Game by settling their assets and cutting ties with one another for good. But their most precious, permanent assets are their children North, Saint, Chicago, and Psalm. In their child support agreement, Kim will be receiving $200K a month from Kanye, and the payments are due on the first of each month, which will definitely eat away at Kanye’s millionaire status in no time since his bank account is rapidly wasting away into a pile of skin and bones.

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