Jennifer Lopez is not here for your opinions on her engagement to or her relationship with Alex Rodriguez. Sure she puts that shit out on full display with couple endorsements and professionally photographed engagements, but mind your business! Yes, A-Rod has a history of being a down and dirty dawg, but he has changed! He is not the man he was before and JLo knows it! So the Jose Cansecos of the world can just eat it.
A Former Playboy Bunny Claims Alex Rodriguez Tried To Get With Her Weeks Before His Engagement To Jennifer Lopez
After successfully ignoring the mad ramblings of Jose Canseco, who accused Alex Rodriguez of having an affair with his ex-wife, A-Rod and his fiance Jennifer Lopez are facing new accusations of infidelity on his part. Former Playboy bunny and current fitness coach/model/apparent threesome broker Zoe Gregory claims that A-Rod was soliciting her for weeks, and sent a dick pic as recently as 6 weeks prior to his engagement. Sometimes it seems like Barack and Michelle Obama are the only people in the whole wide world who want J-Rod to succeed.
I wonder if these are the kinds of antics we should prepare ourselves for as the impending union of Jennifer Lopez and Alex Rodriguez threatens us off in the distance. The couple, who will probably strap mirrors to each others’ faces when they read their vows, are already starting with the name dropping by claiming former presidential couple Barack and Michelle Obama have sent them well wishes for a long and happy marriage, which probably made JLo chuckle in her soul.
I LOVE (eye roll) Jennifer Lopez and Alex Rodriguez because they’re both shameless attention whores and using their soon-to-be marital union to make money and get more attention. While other folks would still be lying low after completely destroying classic music forever JLo is hopping back onto the money train and dragging A-Rod along for the ride so they can both cut a few checks for their upcoming wedding by releasing a line of his and hers sunglasses.
Jennifer Lopez is the under-the-radar Madge, sucking the life out of the musical youth to preserve her taut skin and perky chi-chis. She had a go at the Booty single with Iggy Azalea and then had Dinero with Cardi B. I guess that wasn’t enough because now JLo is starring in Hustlers, a movie about strippers who get revenge on their Wall Street clients. Cardi B has also signed on. Honestly, I rolled my eyes at this, but Ocean’s 8 with more thong and less Cate Blanchett mop wig sounds perfect.
Page Six is reporting that A-Rod knows what he’s about to get into. Sources have been talking and they’re saying that A-Rod has been told that JLo is Jenny From The Block if the block is on High Maintenance Street. But yet, A-Rod still put a ring on it because he is going to do JLo right and not “mess her around.” As opposed to his other relationships, who were lower maintenance so it was like, “Yeah, go ahead and mess around, girl!”