Category: What The Hell
Bill Cosby Is Getting Out Of Prison After His Conviction Was Overturned By The Pennsylvania Supreme Court
Even Lucifer and his minions are furiously rubbing their eyes like “HUH?!?” at all the headlines about Bill Cosby getting freed from prison over a legal technicality. And sadly, this isn’t a really late and extremely demonic April Fools’ prank. Just two years after Bill Cosby was found guilty of drugging and raping Andrea Constand in 2004, the Pennsylvania Supreme Court has thrown out his conviction. Andrea was just one of many, many women who said they were sexually assaulted by him throughout the decades. So Bill Cosby is not going to rot inside of a prison cell for the rest of his days. So prepare to feel your veins explode with rage as you watch a miraculously healthy Bill Cosby cartwheel out of prison today.
Open Post: Hosted By The French School That Had To Tell Tardy Parents Not To Toss Their Kids Over The Fence
I know parents are always telling their children to stay in school and aim high, yet I’ve never known any that literally toss their children over the school’s gate to make sure they get their education. Because that’s what has reportedly been happening at a school in France where parents who miss the 8:30 AM deadline are treating their kids like footballs and hurling them over a six-foot closed gate when they’re running behind schedule. How do you say, “The fuck?!“, in French?
Open Post: Hosted By The Drunken College Student Who Stuffed Herself Inside A Dryer And Got Stuck
If stupidity had a name other than Trump it would belong to UK Hull University student Rosie Cole who at just 21 years old has answered the question nobody has ever asked; “What’s life like for fabric softener sheets?” The New York Post reports that after a night of getting wasted on Zinfandel and delicious shots of honey tequila, Rosie decided she wanted to be laundry and climbed her happy ass into one of the dryers. What started out as a dare was all fun and games for about three seconds before Rosie tried to release herself from her miserable Maytag prison. Then she realized the “Tide” had turned against her (see what I did there??).
Hilary Duff Shut Down The Rumor That She’s Involved In Sex Trafficking
Okay, this might be it. The weirdest headline to come out of 2020, a year which isn’t even halfway over and is already busting the seams with tons of WTF energy. Hilary Duff, former star of Lizzie McGuire and…well, current star of Lizzie McGuire, has been dragged into an internet conspiracy in which some people believe that she’s involved with some kind of secret child sex trafficking situation.
Open Post: Hosted by The YouTube Stunt That Messed Up A Neighborhood’s Sewer System
Normally whenever I hear someone speak French my drawls hit the floor immediately because that language is sexy as hell. I never thought that hearing someone speak French would make me want to slap a muzzle upon their lips and say, “Shhhh!” But that day came quickly for me after seeing a very stupid YouTube prank gone all the way wrong.
Kanye West Wants Danny McBride To Portray Him In His Biopic
In keeping up with his brand of absolute nonsensicalness, Kanye West apparently wants a white dude to portray him in his biopic that everybody definitely wants to see. And the white dude he wants to portray him is Danny McBride. And Danny is down to take on the role. ScarJo must be pissed!