Category: What The Hell
Open Post: Hosted By The Great Golden Toilet Heist
It’s a sad state of affairs when people go around stealing toilets. I don’t care if it’s regular porcelain or, in this case, made out of 100% solid gold; it’s still a damn toilet. People do all kinds of nasty shit (literally) inside of them so you’d have to be a desperate bitch to run off with someone’s shitter. Especially one that was placed inside of a historic monument.
Jennifer Hudson Refers To Her Diamond Bracelets As “Slavery Scars”
It’s been over a decade since the tragedy which claimed multiple members of Jennifer Hudson’s family, and after she had appeared to find real love with wrestler David Otunga, he body slammed all of her hopes and dreams by being a complete deadbeat. To make matters worse, their ongoing custody battle made both of them look like they were playing a nasty game of Tug-O-War with their son David Jr. as the rope. So naturally, JHud has resorted to all types of ways to make herself feel better. And one of her vices, diamond bracelets, is now being referred to as her “slavery scars” by none other than Jennifer herself.
A 73-Year-Old Indian Woman Gave Birth To Twins, And Then Her Husband Had A Stroke
Most people in their 70s are taking lengthy cruises, getting boozed up with their friends, or sitting at home watching TV all day with zero fucks to give. They figure, “Look, I’m chillin’ now. I ain’t doin’ SHIT!” I guess one woman in her 70s, Mangayamma Yaramati of Andhra Pradesh in India, didn’t get that memo because at 73 years old, she and her 82-year-old husband Sitarama Rajarao became parents for the first time after a successful IVF treatment brought twin girls into their lives. But the celebration was short lived when Sitarama had a stroke just one day after they were born.
Open Post: Hosted By Some Of The “Real Housewives” Paying Tribute To Plastic Surgery In An Ad For Fiber One
I can’t stand when celebrities pretend they’ve never had plastic surgery before. Like we’re all so dumb not to realize your face hasn’t moved since the 90s? Hell, most celebrities can’t pass by the mirrors in their own homes without jumping back in fear because even they don’t recognize themselves. Well that’s not the issue for a few ladies from the Real Housewives franchise, because they want you to know, “None of this shit is real!“, by starring in a music video/commercial for Fiber One revealing that they’ve done it before and they will do it again. Yes, the Housewives are declaring their love for plastic surgery while getting a check to hawk shit-tasting bowel biscuits. This might be peak sponcon.
People Are Signing Up To Storm Area 51 In September
File this under: Shit Bored People Do. Because you really have to be bored out of your damn mind to want to take a pilgrimage to Area 51, better known as the place the government allegedly hides all their secret information about aliens.
Open Post: Hosted By A Box Of Crusts Being Sold By A New Jersey Pizza Chain
First of all, pizza is life! Secondly, the crust is the prize you get after ingesting thousands of calories worth of cheese and grease. And lastly, anyone who doesn’t adhere to these rules needs to be jailed. So everyone please join me as we strap up and take a ride to Villa Italian Kitchen, a pizza chain based out of New Jersey. It’s time for us to rain down hell on these bastards who have decided that they’re going to sell just pizza crust and nothing else.