Open Post: Hosted By The Drunken College Student Who Stuffed Herself Inside A Dryer And Got Stuck

If stupidity had a name other than Trump it would belong to UK Hull University student Rosie Cole who at just 21 years old has answered the question nobody has ever asked; “What’s life like for fabric softener sheets?” The New York Post reports that after a night of getting wasted on Zinfandel and delicious shots of honey tequila, Rosie decided she wanted to be laundry and climbed her happy ass into one of the dryers. What started out as a dare was all fun and games for about three seconds before Rosie tried to release herself from her miserable Maytag prison. Then she realized the “Tide” had turned against her (see what I did there??).

via The Post:

“When I realized I couldn’t uncross my legs and my hips were stuck I got a bit worried,” she said. “Especially when I tried to free myself the dryer tipped forward and I couldn’t get myself out. My arms were starting to hurt trying to hold myself up, and it was pretty hot inside the dryer.”

When her fellow housemates couldn’t help free her from the dryer first-responders were called and three firefighters had to rescue her. Prior to her harrowing ordeal, the commotion she and her housemates were making caused another one of her housemates Lydia Dunwell, also 21, to check on them to see what all the fuss was. Horrified at the sight of her friend stuck in a dryer she did what any self-respecting member of Gen Z would do; she filmed the whole thing.

I think these kids are going to be friends for the rest of their lives. And you know at Rosie’s wedding Lydia will drunkenly jump up during her maid of honor toast and blurt out “Bitch remember when you ACTED like you got stuck in the dryer?!!”

Check out Rosie’s short-lived contortionist career below.

Pic: YouTube