Category: Virginia Giuffre
Prince Andrew Claims That Virginia Giuffre Tried To Recruit Victims For Jeffrey Epstein
That’s strange – I thought Prince Andrew didn’t know Virginia Giuffre? Because the narrative up until now has been like “Virginia Who? How do you spell that? Is it getting hot in here? I wouldn’t know, I lack the ability to perspire.” I guess he does know her, or at least his knowledge of her is limited to whatever he can use in a desperate attempt to save his own ass. Prince Andrew’s legal team recently issued a motion to have Virginia Giuffre’s lawsuit against him thrown out, alleging that Virginia was an active participant in the recruitment and trafficking of victims for Jeffrey Epstein.
Scotland Yard Will Not Investigate The Sexual Abuse Allegations Against Prince Andrew
Well, the good news for THE QUEEN is that does not have to knit sweaters out of her Corgis’ fur to sell on eBay.co.uk to pay even more legal bills racked up by her favorite son. Because The Metropolitan Police Service announced that they have closed their review into the sexual abuse allegations against Prince Andrew and will not open an investigation against him. Hmmm, why do I have a feeling that their “review” consisted of them looking at a document that read, “Don’t try it, bitches! Love, THE QUEEN,” before stamping “CLOSED” on their review and saying that there’s nothing to see here.
Queen Mummy Is Reportedly Going To Pay For Prince Andrew’s Legal Defense Against Sex Abuse Allegations
The word DUH just looked at that headline and said, “Oh, look that headline redefined me.”
Because in a piece of news that is about as surprising as you telling me that you get a stage 10 case of the heaves whenever your eyes land on the name Prince Andrew, The Telegraph reports that THE QUEEN is reaching into her pocketbook to pull out a few coins to pay the lawyers defending her poor widdle winnocent favorite son. Yes, go ahead and add The Pedo Defense Fund to the list of charitable organizations that THE QUEEN donates to, allegedly.
Prince Andrew And Sarah Ferguson Are Selling Their $24 Million Swiss Chalet To Settle A Lawsuit Claiming They Still Owe $9 Million On It
Prince Andrew is selling his only remaining pot to piss in, a $22.75 million dollar chalet in Switzerland that he and his ex-wife Original Fergie bought from a friend (with mummy’s help of course!) in 2014. That means Andrew is going to have to start rooting through the recycling bin near the security gate at THE QUEEN‘s Royal Lodge estate, where he and Fergie are currently hiding out, looking for discarded water bottles to piss in from now on. Page Six reports that Andrew and Fergie have listed their beloved Chalet Helorain, in order to settle a lawsuit filed by the seller who claims they were shorted $9 million on the purchase. Imagine being born with a silver spoon in your mouth only to wake up one day and find your dick inside a crumpled Highland Springs bottle, urine dripping all down your hand. What a shame.
It’s Been Confirmed That Prince Andrew Was Finally Served With Virginia Giuffre’s Lawsuit
It’s been six long weeks since Virginia Giuffre slapped Prince Andrew with a federal civil lawsuit accusing Andrew of sexual abuse when she was a minor. With the help of Jeffrey Epstein and Ghislaine Maxwell. Blegh. The Trash Trinity. Andrew attempted to dodge the suit by fleeing to the Royal Lodge in Windsor, and then to THE QUEEN’S Scottish castle in the country, Balmoral. On September 10 Virginia’s legal team claimed that Andrew was successfully served in Britain, however, his team denied it. But yesterday Virginia’s lawyers filed court papers with the U.S. District Court in Manhattan that confirmed that Andrew’s Los Angeles-based lawyer, Andrew Brettler, had received two copies of their civil lawsuit via email and FedEx on Monday. Yay! We can finally, officially say the three words everyone’s been longing to hear: BITCH. GOT. SERVED. Continue reading
Virginia Giuffre’s Legal Team Claims Prince Andrew Has Finally Been Served With Her Lawsuit Against Him, But His Team Denies It
Nobody asked for a dark-sided, heave-inducing reboot of Are You Being Served? starring alleged child-touching royal Madball, Prince Andrew, but here we are.
While Nicki Minaj and her sex offender husband try to become dodgeball champions by reportedly dodging a lawsuit from his rape victim, Prince Andrew has been giving them some competition. Virginia Giuffre, one of Jeffrey Epstein and Ghislaine Maxwell’s victims, sued Andrew last month in New York, claiming that he repeatedly sexually abused her at Epstein and Ghislaine’s lairs when she was 17 years old. Andrew has burped out a river of denials, including the laughable claim that he hasn’t even met Virginia, even though there’s photographic proof that he has (but he claims the pic was Photoshopped). Process servers have been trying to serve Virginia’s lawsuit to THE QUEEN’s favorite but he’s been avoiding them the same way your eyes avoid landing on a picture of his face. Yesterday, Virginia Giuffre’s legal team claimed that Prince Andrew has been successfully served with the lawsuit, but of course, his team denies it.