Category: Tristan Thompson
Surprise! Khloé Kardashian And Tristan Thompson Are Expecting Another Baby Via Surrogate
If you know anything about Tristan Thompson and his messy and monogamy-void relationship with Khloé Kardashian, then you might have just though that Tristan recently took a trip to Italy and knocked up a local woman named “Via Surrogate.” But nope, this baby was planned, apparently, and planned between Tristan and Khloé. So it would appear as though Khloé might not be as done with the one-man sperm bank as she has previously claimed she was.
Khloé Kardashian Is Reportedly Done With Tristan Thompson (Again) And Is In A New Relationship
Last month, “sources” (most likely named Fris Fenner) shared that Khloé Kardashian put her deflated humps back on the market and might be casually seeing a “private equity investor” that her sister, Kim Kardashian, set her up with. He’s so far remained mysterious, which in the Kardashianverse is odd, so until they give up the goods, I’m just going to assume that his name is “George Glass.” But apparently, Khloé has sunk her chicken-taloned claws into this new, mysterious inamorato (who will probably only be exclusive to The Kardashians on Hulu season 2), because sources say she’s happy in this new relationship, and–stop me if you’ve heard this before–she’s totally done with serial cheater and father of her child, Tristan Thompson for good.
Khloe Kardashian Might Be Dating An Equity Investor
Last week an anonymous source emailed the gossip Instagram account @deuxmoi and shared a rumor about Khloe Kardashian dating “another NBA player.” Khloe’s exes include basketball players Tristan Thompson and Lamar Odom, so this theory tracked. Especially since “learning from past mistakes” isn’t our gal’s strong suit. But, on Saturday, 37-year-old Khloe denied the allegation on Instagram. On a screenshot of the @deuxmoi email, she commented that it was “Definitely NOT True,” and she wasn’t “seeing a soul.” Now the plot has thickened (as Khloe’s ass thins)! People and Page Six report that Khloe is actually dating a private equity investor she met through older sister Kim Kardashian. Listen, usually, I’d say dudes in finance are bad news, but anyone is an improvement over serial cheater Tristan.
Khloe Kardashian Defends Tristan Thompson, And Admits She’d Get Offended When People Joked About Her “12 Face Transplants”
Khloe Kardashian appeared on the latest episode of the podcast Not Skinny But Not Fat, and she said some things about her constantly-cheating ex, Tristan Thompson. Khloe insists that there are “so many good sides” to the most prolific philanderer since Tony Soprano, and it’s a shame that his positive qualities are ignored. Oh, sweetie. Speaking of debilitatingly low self-esteem, 37-year-old Khloe also discussed her constantly-changing face. She says it used to offend her when people said she had “12 face transplants,” because the only thing she’d had done was “one nose job.” One magical nose job that somehow spread to her lips, cheeks, chin, eyes, and forehead!
Khloe Kardashian Admits Tristan Thompson Is Not The Right Man For Her
You can always count on any member of the Kardashian Koven to be equal parts consistent, and basic. Especially when it comes to Khloe Kardashian, who I’m still mad at for transforming into the worse version of their brand’s prototype. For a time Khloe seemed like she would be the one to break free from Pimp Mama Kris’ stable of silicone, but she ended up becoming the most ridiculous one of all. Her ongoing relationship with weasel-faced sportsman Tristan Thompson has resulted in humiliation for many years, and we all know this. However, apparently, she didn’t know. And now, she’s throwing on her Captain Obvious cape by revealing Tristan is not the one for her, and they are never, ever, ever getting back together. Cut to them getting back together next week.
Maralee Nichols Wants $47,000 A Month In Child Support From Tristan Thompson
After vehemently denying fatherhood and subsequently getting his very own Maury Moment™, serial cheater Tristan Thompson finally admitted that former fitness model Maralee Nichols’s newborn child was his. This came after she repeatedly claimed that they slept together multiple times while his then-girlfriend Khloé Kardashian was pregnant with daughter, True. Since the big reveal, Tristan and Maralee have been embroiled in an ongoing child support battle. And Maralee appears to be an ardent proponent of the phrase “Go big or go home” because she’s requesting over $47,000 a month from Tristan. Tristan better start going to a doctor to help rid him of his latex allergy. It’ll save him the bucks and embarrassment!