The Queen Mother of the Beyhive (and Costco’s biggest fan), Tina Knowles, is frolicking through Paris, and she decided to take granddaughter Blue Ivy Carter along for the ride. While most people would take their grandkids to kid-friendly places in Europe like Euro Disney or a brie factory, Memaw Tina decided to introduce Blue Ivy to the finer things in life, like House of Dereon couture and the French theater. Only, Tina wanted to share their adventure with the whole world, and Blue Ivy was there to remind her memaw ass the French have a word for Instagramming in the theater and it’s “déclassé!”
Billboard notes how in the video Ms. Tina says with awe, “I’m in Paris, France and I’m at the most beautiful theater I’ve ever seen in my life. The Walking Ballet is so cool.” Tina goes on about how it’s the most gorgeous architecture she’s ever seen, but someone who wasn’t there for her social media edition of Architectural Digest was baby Blue. You suddenly hear a voice go, “You’re not supposed to take videos grandma. You’re not supposed to!” Blue’s probably just unimpressed because that theater is boring and looks just like the bathroom in her pool house at the Bey estate, but Miss Tina doesn’t care: she keeps up with her commentary because snitches get stitches!