Category: TikTok Idiot
Insiders Think That The Met Gala Is No Longer “Cool” Because The Guest List Is Full Of Influencers
Page Six says there’s drama brewing in the ultra-rich, ultra-famous crowd. The annual Met Gala run by the firm, icy grasp of Vogue‘s Anna Wintour, has always been a huge display of glamour and decadence, and scoring an invite was pretty much like Charlie Bucket finding a golden ticket in a chocolate bar. But no longer! Now it’s like showing up at a local Denny’s after the club B.C. (Before Coronavirus) because everybody’s invited! At least that’s how some A-listers feel after influencers began getting invites left and right. Let’s go back to the prestigious days of the Met Gala when true stars like the Kardashians lit up the carpet (/sarcasm).
A Contestant From “Big Brother Australia” Tried To Give Herself Freckles Through A DIY TikTok And It SURPRISINGLY Went Badly
Tilly Whitfeld is a 21-year-old who was on Australia’s Big Brother. And now she’s known as the genius who thought it would be a good idea to take a tip from TikTok (first mistake) by trying to give herself freckles at home using needles and ink she bought on eBay. How could such a brilliant plan have gone wrong?! Does this mean I shouldn’t inject my body at home with liquids I acquired over the Internet??? Since when!??
TikTokers Are Promoting “Cheat Codes” For The Universe Now
TikTokers really are out here just giving out wild information, and the latest trend on the social media app is to “manifest.” Manifesting is of course not new to the world of spirituality and affirmations, but many TikTokers are focusing on manifesting through Grabovoi codes, which are numbers that allegedly work as “cheat codes” for the universe. Hmm, lemme go type some numbers into the universe and manifest a million dollars gifted to me on Henry Cavill‘s shlong.
Six People, Including An Instagram Model, Were Arrested For Changing The Hollywood Sign To “Hollyboob”
TMZ says that six people, including “social media model” Julia Rose, got arrested for vandalizing the Hollywood sign. But they claim they did it for a good cause. And yes, to an Instagram model a good cause is getting as much attention as possible. But Julia, who is a noted Stunt Titty Queen claims she did it for breast cancer awareness. Boobs everywhere are probably side-eyeing her for that one. Continue reading
Open Post: Hosted By The “Adult” TikTok House
Someday, three contestants on Jeopardy! will face this head-scratcher of a final question: “Hype, Sway, and Honey are three examples of these.” The nerds will furrow their brows, nervously push their glasses up their sweaty noses, and sigh hopelessly. Rappers? Dance moves? Care Bears? All three brainiacs will guess wrong and go home empty-handed, reputations ruined. But trash like you and I will be screaming from our couches at home, “TikTok mansions, TikTok mansions!”
So, yeah, there’s another TikTok mansion (definition: a house consisting of people aspiring for TikTok stardom who create content together and separately). Hype House was the one that got Bling Ring’d. The residents of Sway House were charged for throwing pandemic house parties. And the latest is Honey House. What makes Honey House different is that its residents aren’t Gen Z partiers; they’re yoga-model-actor-mindfulness-type millennials. Which is maybe worse, because you know they think their “brands” are saving the world.
An Influencer Cried About Getting Quarantined In Rwanda After Testing Positive For COVID-19
TikTok influencer Charly Jordan recently documented an incredibly harrowing experience of testing positive for COVID-19 while vacationing in Rwanda wherein she was forced to spend 4 days in a 3-star hotel room. She was deprived of food (she liked), separated from her fellow TikTokers, and worst of all, she was left with only her own deep thoughts for company. Charly used the time to evaluate her life choices, from the spelling of her name to how her dogged reliance on external validation has contributed to society’s decline into performative living and a general decrease in self-esteem and individualism as well as her own mental health. Haha, got you, this dingus got on Tik Tok and cried a million albino crocodile tears about how unfairly she was treated.