The Situation Is Back Out In The Wild

Time to break out the Funfetti cake and get The Smush Room cleaned (although, to stop the spread of mutant STDs, The Smush Room should probably be burned) because The Situation of Jersey Shore has packed up his prison-made face fillers (made from Honey Buns icing and acid from a AAA battery) and moved out his cell. As of 8:30 this morning, The Situation was officially released from prison after an 8 month sentence for tax evasion.

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