Category: The Batman
The New Trailer For “The Batman” Shows More Of Zoë Kravitz’s Catwoman
There’s a new trailer out for Matt Reeve‘s The Batman starring Robert Pattison and Zoë Kravitz that includes 20% more Catwoman than the previous trailer, and I’m reeling from what I just saw. I expect Catwoman to have a chic bob and a smokey eye, but not The Batman! But then again, RPattz ain’t your grandfather’s Batman. Or your father’s Batman for that matter. Nor is he your older sibling’s Batman. He’s not even your own Batman from just a couple of years ago. No, RPatz’ Batman is an evolved batperson in possession of a much wider range of emotions, from darkly brooding to glumly seething, but that’s not the only change. Rob’s Batman went to the salon and told his stylist, “give me the Velma Kelly, I’m in the mood for some Le Hot Jazz!”
The Trailer For “The Batman” Is Here And No, I Can’t See Shit
The next time you go to the eye doctor, you’ll probably find that they’ve thrown away the eye chart and will instead play the newest trailer for The Batman for you. If you can clearly spot five things in the trailer, you’ve got 20/20 vision, bitch! Yesterday, many people squinted at their screens like a memaw trying to look at the menu in a dark restaurant before fumbling with her iPhone while trying to find the flashlight button. And that could mean only one thing: the main trailer for the *~dark~* and *~edgy ~* The Batman is out.
Robert Pattinson Is Reportedly Ready To Quit “The Batman” Because Director Matt Reeves Is Making Him Work Too Hard
I know things are bad right now, but have you stopped for a minute to consider how much worse they could be should Robert Pattinson become jaded? It’s a fate too horrible to bear yet the rigors of dressing up in a rubber suit and mumbling dialog as The Batman under the relentless command of his director Matt Reeves, might just be what pushes Robert, and therefore all of us, to the brink. According to The Sun (via Cosmic Book News), Matt is a “control freak” and Robert “has been pushed to his breaking point” as a result. And here I thought he had already lost his shit when he was freebasing pasta using a tin foil and a microwave. But that it seems was merely an appetizer to the patty-meltdown that was to come.
Open Post: Hosted By Zoe Kravitz As Selina Kyle/Catwoman
The Batman is the newest iteration of Batman which we didn’t need but Hollywood is going to give it to us anyway. Robert Pattinson is somehow a broodier (read: greasier and Emo-ier) Bruce Wayne/Batman, Zoe Kravitz is the new Catwoman, and Colin Farrell is The Penguin. We got a teaser trailer that showed us a glimpse of the characters but since it’s still filming, paparazzi were able to catch pictures of them including Zoe as Selina Kyle/Catwoman and I can already tell that Yandy.com is going to make at least five hundred versions of Zoe’s costume for Halloween. Continue reading
And Now We’re Hearing That Even Batman Has Coronavirus
The Batman started filming in January, but because of COVID-19, the pause button was pressed on filming in March. Filming started up again just a few days ago in England, but well, coronavirus let every Batman villain know to have a damn seat and let a real demon monster wreak havoc, because Vanity Fair says that production has stopped again and this time it’s because Robert Pattinson caught COVID-19. First, Black Adam and now Batman?! Corona is coming for the DC superheroes. Wonder Woman better stop organizing her follow-up to Imagine and throw every mask on her face before soaking in a tub of Purell while holding onto her shield of protection.
Robert Pattinson Says He’ll Do Art House Porn If “The Batman” Is A Flop
Robert Pattinson recently did an interview with The Guardian where he talked about how he doesn’t know how to act and promises that if The Batman becomes an Affleck-like disaster, he’ll enter into the world of art house porn. Which based on his own assessment of his acting abilities, I guess we have more art house porn to look forward to in 2020!