Category: Tattoos
Open Post: Hosted By Madonna’s First Tattoo
Madonna continued her Benjamin Button regression into her twenties by getting her very first tattoo. I know! I keep forgetting that back in the day tattoos were just a thing for sailors, bikers, hippies, punks, and Cher. Madge’s new tat is text on her wrist that honors all six of her children. It says: “L R D M S E” (Lourdes, 24, Rocco, 20, David, 15, Mercy, 14, Stella, 8 and Estere, 8). She posted a series of pics of the experience, and even made a “Like A Virgin” pun for the caption: “Inked for The Very First Time”. Like a virrrrrrgiiin! Feel that needle, Stab my wrist bone…
Shia LaBeouf’s Chest Tattoo Is Real And He Got It For A Movie Role
A couple of months ago Shia LaBeouf was spotted flashing a giant chest tattoo. A backward Affleck, if you will. At the time, no one was sure if it was an actual tattoo or just Hollywood makeup magic. Now, sadly, we have confirmation that the eyesore is 100% real, and Shia got it for an upcoming gangster movie titled The Tax Collector. Continue reading
Cardi B Showed Off Her Giant New Back Tattoo On Instagram
“From back to crack” -what Cardi B said when asked where she’d like her brand new tattoo. Well, the tattoo artist complied, and did her one better by stretching that shit all the way down the back of her thigh. After months of hard (and likely very painful) work, Cardi was ready to show off her finally completed masterpiece. And if you’re expecting something minimalist or demure, you’re on the wrong Instagram page.
Oh Look, Presley Gerber Got Some New Tattoos!
I know you’ve all been wondering how former streetwear model and offspring-of-beautiful-people, Presley Gerber (son of Cindy Crawford and Rande Gerber), has been coping throughout this global pandemic. Times are tough, but you’ll be relieved to know that your boy is keeping busy: shooting some hoops, engaging with his idiotic loyal followers, and taking another much-needed trip to the tattoo chair.
Shia LaBeouf Aired Out His Massive Chest Tattoo While Exercising With His Ex Mia Goth
Shia LaBeouf has been the cause of much embarrassment over the years. Between his Vegas wedding with Mia Goth that was live streamed on TMZ, cringey performance art projects, drunken rants ending in his arrest, and me somehow still thinking I would, Shia has caused more embarrassment to himself and others, than an accidental wet fart in a crowded elevator. But at least his tattoos were unremarkable. Well, not anymore! According to Page Six, Shia is back together with his ex Mia, and recently, showed off his extensive chest tattoos while the two were out exercising (with smoke breaks for Shia) in Pasadena, CA. The good news is he hasn’t tattooed his face (yet). The bad news is that Shia might be a Juggalo now. Or maybe that’s the good news! I don’t know, nothing makes sense in this world anymore.
Open Post: Hosted By Aaron Carter’s Face Tattoo Tribute To His Girlfriend
Privileged white boys getting face tattoos. So in right now! Aaron Carter making scary decisions. Also so in right now. So, obviously, Aaron, who already has a few questionable tats on the ol’ visage, made the wise decision to add to the collection. This time, he got his girlfriend’s name inscribed above his eyebrow. Melanie.