Cardi B Showed Off Her Giant New Back Tattoo On Instagram

May 26, 2020 / Posted by:

“From back to crack” -what Cardi B said when asked where she’d like her brand new tattoo. Well, the tattoo artist complied, and did her one better by stretching that shit all the way down the back of her thigh. After months of hard (and likely very painful) work, Cardi was ready to show off her finally completed masterpiece. And if you’re expecting something minimalist or demure, you’re on the wrong Instagram page.

Here it is again:

Cardi’s gigantic ode to Ben Affleckย and Cheryl Tweedy is a multi-colored explosion of flowers, butterflies, and one lil’ hummingbird right under her ass cheek. She gave fans a closer look in a video:

I gotta say, although a huge back tattoo is certainly not to everyone’s liking, the artist, Jamie Schene, included an impressive amount of shading and detail. Cardi better watch out when she goes for walks, lest she be attacked by swarms of hungry bees in search of delicious pollen.

Yesterday Cardi reminded her followers that the other side of her body is also covered in ink (it’s a giant peacock):

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How yโ€™all doing on this beautiful Monday ?

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Ah, symmetry. She also has Offset’s name tattooed on the back of her leg:

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CANT WAIT TO GET HOME ๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ‘…

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Definitely a smart forever move, especially when your husband is oh so loyal and definitely not known for his serial cheating. But obviously Cardi doesn’t care. She also has her ex’s name (“Tommy G”) tattooed on her wrist in red. Hey, at least she didn’t pull an Aaron Carter and get it on her forehead!

Soon, Cardi’s skin will be more ink than non-ink. So what’s next? Since the theme of her body seems to be “rich person’s garden” (the wealthy love their peacocks), might I suggest a giant fountain? A stone statue of an angel? Hell, add a little gardener trimming the bushes (obviously right above the cooch).

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