I know you’ve all been wondering how former streetwear model and offspring-of-beautiful-people, Presley Gerber (son of Cindy Crawford and Rande Gerber), has been coping throughout this global pandemic. Times are tough, but you’ll be relieved to know that your boy is keeping busy: shooting some hoops, engaging with his idiotic loyal followers, and taking another much-needed trip to the tattoo chair.
You may remember that not too long ago, 20-year-old Presley took an incredibly brave stance “speaking out” about his hardscrabble life by tattooing the word “misunderstood” onto his face. He then made matters worse by comparing the subsequent backlash he received to being trans. Well, Presley’s subtle, piece-by-piece transformation into a less-leathery Aaron Carter, continues because Page Six is reporting that he’s done gotten some more work.
Presley unveiled his new tats in a new Instagram post. The clip in question features a shirtless Presley sinking a three-point basketball shot before quickly flashing to his torso, which now features a big “310” in block letters, and a handgun painted on the front of his right hip.
Now, maybe he’s continually inking himself up in order to gain some serious street cred. Because the “310” is allegedly a nod to his family’s area code. That’s right. Presley is letting us all have it by openly advertising the fact that he’s a scrawny, misunderstood brat from the mean streets of…Malibu. The jokes practically write themselves…
His arms are already fully covered in tattoos, with designs that include an avocado, a compass, a diamond, a lighter and…a thimble, and a top hat, and the Monopoly Man’s face. Okay, I made up those last three but would anybody be surprised if they were next? I mean really, what the fuck is going on in that mansion?
As expected, Presley doesn’t care what you think about his new look (even though literally NOBODY cares more about what Presley looks like than Presley). Speaking about his constantly evolving skin canvas, he’s said:
“If I thought this was going to ruin my face or I didn’t want this, I wouldn’t have done it. I think that’s a pretty obvious thing,” Presley said in an Instagram Live. “Look at these fucking haters out here,” he said. “Fuck you if you don’t like it.”
I mean, “Fuck you if you don’t like it” tattooed across his forehead would be more of a statement. And it would probably get a bitch more respect than what he actually got. Although, if anyone tries to fuck with him, he just has to rip off his shirt and show them his 310 tag. 310 IS code for “Woah! We got a real badass over here.” It’s practically the Super-Man logo for Malibu’s Hood Rat Stuff chapter.