Aaron Carter Has Added To His Tattoo Collection
Here’s an update for those of you who didn’t think it could get any worse for Aaron Carter than getting a tattoo of Rihanna-as-Medusa on the side his face. Aaron Carter got another big, visible tattoo. But unlike that one on his face, this newest one is a whole lot more difficult to identify what it is. Well, besides “huge mistake” or “giant waste of money,” of course. Both of those are technically correct guesses, but not the answer Aaron would be looking for. Oh, and speaking of looking – if you’re looking for Aaron, try Canada. Because apparently he lives in Canada now.
When Aaron got a Rihanna tattoo, the placement on his face was reportedly a compromise between himself and his tattoo artist Herchell Carrasco. Aaron allegedly wanted to get it right smack-dab in the middle of his face, but Herchell tried to convince him not to get a face tattoo. Because I think we can all agree that an impulsive face tattoo is confirmation to your family that you’re doing about as well as they think you are. Aaron met Herchell halfway, and moved the tattoo to the left side of his face. Aaron clearly wasn’t done:
Bout to get more tatts 😈 right now.
— Aaroncarter (@aaroncarter) October 7, 2019
Aaron showed off his newest tattoo, and I’m thinking there might have been yet another placement intervention. Because this one is buried under his jawline on the right side of his neck.
If I had any money, this would be where I offer a reward to whoever can accurately guess what that tattoo is. It’s so blurry and dark, it could be anything. It kind of looks like a fire-damaged Care Bear poking its head out of a Hefty bag. Then again, this is Aaron Carter we’re talking about, so it could be Beyoncé as pegasus.
Because Aaron’s Instagram account is ground-zero for Aaron’s life updates, he let everyone know that he recently purchased a home in Canada, and he’s going to live there. Sorry – it’s a “castle,” according to Aaron, a man who obviously knows nothing about castles.
Aaron explained on Twitter that he’s 100% done with California, and he’s so excited to call Nova Scotia his home. Nova Scotia is known for its high tides, lobster, blueberries, and ship wrecks. And now they’ve got a famous train wreck. I want to know who in Canada used their final monkey’s paw wish on wishing Justin Bieber out of the country. Because this must be the kind of haunted wish payback you get for that.
First of all, Aaron is an American citizen who was born in Florida. Canada has an immigration process – you can’t just show up and tell people “I live here now, eh?” Second, Aaron’s brother and sister Nick Carter and Angel Carter were both granted temporary restraining orders against Aaron. Which, again – that’s going to be a problem when you file those immigration papers. And thirdly, there’s a chance Aaron is lying and didn’t actually buy a house at all.
Hey everyone, give a call to the real estate agency that just showed Aaron the house. Mike Hawboldt is the realtor in the picture and on the Insta live.
(902) 847-5925 Aaron DID NOT BUY A HOUSE. Aaron is a compulsive liar that is out of his damn mind!!— ARREST DAVID EASON (@JailDavidEason) October 7, 2019
But if Aaron really did buy a house in Nova Scotia, and if he really did go through all the legal channels to move to Canada, then I’m sure he’ll love his new neighbors. Canadians are very nice, but the nicest of all are Maritimers. The only shady thing they might do is congratulate him after assuming he moved to Nova Scotia to play J-Roc in a reboot of Trailer Park Boys.
Pic: Instagram