Category: Tired
Open Post: Hosted By Hong Kong’s Snooze Bus
Are you one of those people who immediately falls asleep anytime you’re on a plane, train, or automobile? Then get your ass over to Hong Kong, cuz the geniuses at ulu travel have figured out a way to take your cash and put you to sleep. Their new double-decker “Snooze Bus” tour is 5 hours and 47 miles long, and passengers are meant to use the time to get some precious slumber. Let’s hope nobody’s a sleep farter!
Presidential Hopeful Kanye West Is Making A Push In Arizona And Suing The Ohio Secretary of State
Kanye West’s not giving up without a fight! The AP reports that I’m tired. So very tired. Like every bone in my body is individually smashing that snooze button from dawn to dusk tired. After getting booted off the ballot in Ohio, Kanye decided to sue Ohio Secretary of State, Republican Frank LaRose in protest. He’s also, according to TMZ, launching a full court press in Arizona, no matter the cost, to ensure his name appears on the ballot in that state. Aren’t you tired? This shit be tiring as hell. I think one of my proximal phalanges just gave up and died.