Yikes all the way to Hell and back, baby. After THE QUEEN’s death last week, there was talk that a few of her beloved pet dogs–two corgis named Sandy and Muick, a dorgi named Candy, and a Cocker Spaniel named Lissy–would possibly go to accused sexual abuser Prince Andrew. And now sources claim that he and his ex-wife, Duchess Sarah Ferguson, will get two of the dogs. RING ALL THE ALARMS!
Open Post: Hosted By The Man Who Paid Over $15,000 For A Realistic Dog Costume To Fulfill His Dream Of Becoming An Animal
If a realistic cat backpack isn’t for you, may I interest you in a realistic dog costume? All it takes to become a four-legged hairy beast is $15K and a dream! A Japanese gentleman named Toko made his lifelong wish to become an animal a reality after commissioning a highly specialized sculpting company to make him the best dog costume you can find this side of Party City. This might be a game-changer for the furry community!
One pooch named Dolly was determined to stay up past her bedtime but she was just not able to hold it together and almost fell over. She was like Michael Bolton getting interviewed. Dolly’s human posted about how Dolly was trying to cuddle up to her parents but was just too pooped from her long day of dog business. Running after balls, barking at noises at the door, licking your own asshole; it takes energy. That’s why Piers Morgan always looks so tired.
This dog is conversation goals. I wish I could get away with just adorably tilting my head at every single human being I come into contact with, instead of having to pretend I’m listening to whatever nonsense they’re saying before coming up with a response that sounds engaged and interested. You wish this, too. Who doesn’t? Making all of our past, present and future anti-social dreams come true is Buddy the (mostly, if not 100%) German Shepherd holding court in the back seat of his human’s car. This video was shot on the Canadian side of Niagara Falls. And historically, Niagara Falls has been a honeymoon destination for countless hopeful and starry-eyed newlyweds. And while this pup and his human have already committed to a lifetime together and undoubtedly share a bed whether his human likes it or not, this trek through the Falls did not involve getting carried over hotel thresholds, greedily counting cash from the wedding-gift envelopes or bitching about the number of thank-you cards they’ll have to write once they return home.
Brittany Gatica Littleton is a vegan influencer with over 30,000 followers. She also co-owns Sugar Taco, a vegan restaurant in Los Angeles, and owns Little Love Rescue, an animal rehab. Brittany is pissing people off, as influencers do, and not because she faked a dramatic accident to shill water or threatened the Hamptons with coronavirus. Brittany has been accused of refusing to return a homeless man’s dog because of the pooch’s health problems. But Brittany claims that she didn’t “steal” the dog and is just trying to help out a down-and-out pooch in need.
If I had gone with the headline: “Andy Cohen throws an angry bitch out of his house” you might think I was talking about one of the frozen-faced trophy mannequins in his dingy Housewives harem. Instead, I’m talking about Wacha, the adorable beagle-foxhound Andy has owned for the past 7 years. That’s right, despite falling in love with the pooch after seeing his photo on a pet adoption website back in 2013, Andy has sent Wacha to live in a better place––I mean, 7 years in captivity with Andy Cohen? I’m surprised the dog lasted 7 minutes!