Open Post: Hosted By Dolly The Drowsy Dog

March 10, 2021 / Posted by: Kristian

One pooch named Dolly was determined to stay up past her bedtime but she was just not able to hold it together and almost fell over. She was like Michael Bolton getting interviewed. Dolly’s human posted about how Dolly was trying to cuddle up to her parents but was just too pooped from her long day of dog business. Running after balls, barking at noises at the door, licking your own asshole; it takes energy. That’s why Piers Morgan always looks so tired.

Dolly’s humans explained her sleepiness, via Laughing Squid:

“My wife and I sitting on our couch with our dog, Dolly, sitting between us. Dolly is fighting so hard to not fall asleep, and she almost falls over several times.”

No word on if Dolly is named after our Patron Saint of Glamor, Dolly Parton, but this doggy seems like a sweet angel, so it would make sense if she was.

Did someone slip Dolly an Ambien? Go lay down, girl! Or I guess she could try to push through the sleep and try to come out in the high on the other end, but I don’t know–that didn’t work out so well for Roseanne Barr. Drowsy Dolly is also a physical representation of me when the new Zack Snyder cut of Justice League comes out and I start to lose it at hour three.

Pic: YouTube

Tags: Dogs Are People Too, Open Post, So very tired

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