Night Crumbs

June 24, 2021 / Posted by: Michael K

The sheer definition of random is now drawing a big heart around Renee Zellweger and Ant Anstead because they have becomes its favorite new couple. Renee is now getting on that Flip or Flop chick’s ex-husband after the two met on Discovery+’s Celebrity IOU Joyride. And just when I was about to congratulate Ant Anstead on becoming Renee’s most random piece, Kenny Chesney’s name slid into my brain to remind me that he will forever hold that title – Just Jared

Cancer can eat a million assholes full of shit every single day, and today is no exception, because Mark Hoppus of Blink-182 has announced that he’s been fighting cancer for the last three months and is really scared. Hopefully, he beats that demonic trash, will live a long life, and will be playing What’s My Age Again? at the AARP Music Festival in 30 years (and yeah, that is a great song to play at the AARP Music Festival) – SOW

People Magazine’s riveting How Is Jennifer Aniston Doing? tour continues and this time, she’s talking bout being friends with Brad Pitt and how she wishes she could find love again but isn’t going near the dating apps. That’s good news for Matthew Perry, because it’d be kind of awkward for him to not heart Jennifer Aniston’s profile on Raya due to the fact that she’s not a barely legal Instagram model – Lainey Gossip

Okay, but why does it look like Dua Lipa is posing in the cell of a prisoner who was somehow allowed to bring in a shabby chic end table from home? – Popoholic

And now I want to see Too Hot To Handle – Pajiba

I’m pretty sure that Scooter Braun and Taylor Swift are in a competition to see who can keep talking about her masters debacle the longest – Celebitchy

Devon Sawa’s peen flopping around like an upside down air dancer? Sure, why not! – OMG Blog

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