Dlisted’s Hot Slut Of 2020 Is….
After hundreds of Hot Slut of the Days, a dozen Hot Slut of the Months, and over 160 million of your votes (yes, the Hot Slut of the Year showdown got more votes than the U.S. presidential election and don’t “fake news” me on that one), we have 2020’s Hottest Hot Slut who out Hot Slutted them all.
It came down to Leslie Jordan (April’s Hot Slut of the Month), Chang Wan-ji and Hsu Sho-er (July’s Hot Sluts of the Month), and The Fly on Mike Pence’s head (November’s Hot Slut of the Month). The winner is after the cut, and I’m sure it’ll be difficult to click with your fingers shivering with massive amounts of anticifuckingpation.
Our second runner-up with 19% of the votes is Chang Wan-ji and Hsu Sho-er! Here they are celebrating being the third Hottest Sluts of the year. And yes, that’s what’s really going on here and they aren’t celebrating Wan-ji’s birthday instead:
Our first runner-up, who will assume the HSOTY duties if our winner cannot, is The Fly who got 34% of the votes!
This means that 2020’s Hot Slut of the Year is the international treasure who is helping many get through the quarantine. Our new reigning HSOTY is Leslie Jordan!
Leslie got 47% of the votes, which has put him in the highest Hot Slut echelon along with Tanqueray, Judge Rosemarie Aquilina, Winona Ryder’s Many Faces, Ana Navarro, Eugene Bostick, STAINS, Spaghetti Cat, Phoebe Price, and Bai Ling.
Thank you to all who voted throughout the year and to everyone who sent in a Hot Slut nomination. Now, let’s all hail King Leslie!
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