Kim Kardashian Says That Her Met Gala Diet Caused Her To Have A Psoriatic Arthritis Flare
It’s been two months since the Met Gala and we’re still hearing about Kim Kardashian wearing Marilyn Monroe’s friggin’ dress because Kim keeps slowly burping out new tidbits every time she sits down for another interview. This time, it’s that in Kim’s quest to become the next very serious artiste and lose weight for “the role” of wearing Marilyn’s dress, she had to abandon her usual plant-based diet to choke down meat (it’s just too easy) for it to fit, and instead of just getting the “meat sweats,” she got a case of the meat “psoriatic arthritis-es.” Her sharing of this very crucial and intriguing information is either a smokescreen for some other shady K-business going on or an attempt by Kris Jenner to broker a deal to replace Khloe Kardashian’s unsettling, artificial Nurtec commercial face with Kim’s natural, “never filled, only minimally Botoxed” face in a Xeljanz campaign.
Kim tells Allure that in her quest to shed sixteen pounds (and actually more since then) to not really fit into (and definitely not damage) the 60-year old disintegrating dress of a dead icon, eating meat led to her not being able to use her hands and left her with a psoriasis flare-up. Fuck, I hate it when that happens; what a brave warrior. via People:
The SKIMS founder, 41, who is Allure’s August 2022 cover star, told the magazine that the three-week diet she went on to fit into Monroe’s iconic “Happy Birthday, Mr. President” gown caused her to have a “really painful” psoriasis flare. (Kardashian typically eats a plant-based diet and ate real meat leading up to the Met Gala.)
“Psoriasis broke out over my body and I got psoriatic arthritis, so I couldn’t really move my hands,” she said. “I had to go to a rheumatologist who put me on a steroid. I was freaking out. I cut out the meat again, and it’s calmed down.”
This coming from the woman who said she’d eat shit if it would make her look younger. Ma’am, apparently you can’t even eat a chicken breast without your body rejecting it. I would place bets that this isn’t the last we’ve heard of this dress. Next announcement on her never-ending interview stroll? Sharing with everyone that Pete Davidson got a tattoo of her in the dress on his nut sack, because 1. it’s the only art space he has left and 2. the testes’ tendency to increase and decrease in size is the perfect metaphor for Kim’s valiant battle to make it fit.
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